Muppet Central the Movie!

[Erine81981]

Back at the CCL.....

Cookie and Grover look out from behind the curtain "Uh where da go?" asks Cookie Monster. "I don't know?" said Grover. "Me guessed they got tired." said Cookie Monster. "Where's Herry?" "Me not know."

All of a sudden a bunch of Muppet drones stomped through the corador

Grover: Uh Cookie those look like our pals.
Cookie M: Me don't know. Me eatting. *gobbling down cookies*
Grover: COOKIE!
Cookie M: What?!
Grover: Come on we have to warn our friends.
Cookie M: Me not go.
Grover: Come on.
Cookie M: No! Me stay here. Cookies here. Me eat.
Grover: Nope, your coming right now. *grabs Cookies arm* COME ON!

Over in the "Broom Closet"......
Ryan: Thats PC. Its what runs all computer sites and links. Its what keeps a computer from shuting down. Thats what Snidley has done. He some how got PC out of the computer and that what has shut down "Muppet Central."
Dan: O-k.
Kyle: (whispers) I don't know what he talking about either.
Dan: So what do we need to do?
Ryan: We have to get PC back into the computer but how?
Kyle: How about using what Snidley used when he sucked ya'll into the computer. How did he do that?
Ryan: You know I don't remember. *thinks* I got it. I'll need some stuff. *starts writing down stuff he needs for the big plan* Ok guys. Here you go. Find me all this stuff and we'll be set to save "Muppet Central."
Kyle: You got it.
*about to run out the door but sees a bunch of Muppets but doesn't know
their drones* Come and look at this.
Dan: What are they?
Ryan: They look like our friends but weirder looking.
Kyle: They have wires sticking out of their heads.
Dan: Come on we have to see what they are.
Ryan: No! We don't know what will happen. Ya'll have to be quite.
Kyle: Ok. *walks out door* Shhhhhh be very very quite.
Dan: Did you have to say that?
Kyle: I couldn't help myself.
Dan:

At the other end of the corador.......
Grover: I hope that they haven't found Kyle, Ryan and Dan.
Cookie M: Me not know.
Grover: *whispers* Cookie! Shhhhh we have to be quite.
Cookie M: Ok.

Grover & Cookie run into Kyle and Dan (really they do)

Dan: Ouch! That hurt.
Cookie M: Me cookies! Oh me sweet deliouse cookies.
Grover: Cookie. Quite down. They'll hear us.
Cookie M: Me cookies.
Grover: Forget about your cookies. We're in danger.
Kyle: Are ya'll finished with the CC lady?
Grover: Yea. She was one nice lady.
Cookie M: Yeaaaaa....*goes off into a daze*
Kyle: Wake up ya'll two.
Grover: Oh sorry. Did ya'll notice those weird robots?
Dan: Yep. They looked like our friends the muppets.
Cookie M: What ya'll doing?
Dan: We have to look for things for Ryan. We found PC. Its what helps computer lives.
Grover:Ohhhhh....
Kyle: So the things that we're getting are going to help get PC back into the computer.
Dan: That will save our "Muppet Central."
Cookie & Grover: Ohhhhhhh....



(Countine................)

 

[christyb]

I come running up the hallway looking for the others. As I turn the corner I run into Grover and everyone goes into one big pile.

Me: Hi guys! Sorry I shoulda been watching where I was going. So what's up??

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

(Oh, err. I had intended PC to be Philip Chapman. But your way's good, I guess)

 

[Erine81981]

(Oh, err. I had intended PC to be Philip Chapman. But your way's good, I guess)

Sorry. I didn't know.

 

[christyb]

Brushing myself off...

Me: Well guys, I've got great news. I've found PC! Well sortof....

I go on and explain that I saw PC (aka Phillip Chapman) while chasing Snidley in cyberspace.

Me:The only problem is that he's hypnotized or something. I couldn't convince him to log on to muppet central. I did send the desk clerk to the hospital. Some how computers don't talk to you in that hotel. So what do we do now??

 

[Erine81981]

Me: Well guys, I've got great news. I've found PC! Well sortof....

I go on and explain that I saw PC (aka Phillip Chapman) while chasing Snidley in cyberspace.

Me:The only problem is that he's hypnotized or something. I couldn't convince him to log on to muppet central. I did send the desk clerk to the hospital. Some how computers don't talk to you in that hotel. So what do we do now??

Me: Yep so did we. *points in the broom closet*
Christy: Thats not Phill. Thats..thats....I don't know who that is. Who is he?
Ryan: Thats PC. Not Phillip Chapman. Hes the one that runs the computer.
Christy: Oh that PC but like I was saying I saw Phill.
Grover: Who is this Phill guy?
Chrisy: Hes the one who runs "Muppet Central."
Grover: Oh that guy.

Dr. Teeth comes around the corner, "Hey there guys. Whats taking so long?"
Ryan expalins that Snidley has Phill under control and we have to save him.
Dr. Teeth: I have the bus out back. Come on.
Christy: We have to get to that hotel fast! That will be the only way to reach CC (aka Cindy Chapman). She had to know whats going on.
Cookie M: *grabs PC* Ok.

Everyone runs out thinking that they got away easy but unbenoced to them one of the Robot Muppet Drons is on their trail. Will they be able to reach CC in time. Keep reading in our "Muppet Central: The Movie" theard.

 

[Docnzhoss]

[Side note: Sorry if this isn't completely correct. I tried to catch up the best I could. If I leave anyone out of this bit, please don't be offended. By the way, it's good to be back!]

*On the bus, the Dr. Teeth plays a tape of EM's best chase music.

Dr. Teeth:
Look out
Look out
Get outta the way
Someone funky's on our tail!

We can run
We can hide
But we can't get away
Just as long as they're on our trail.

Floyd:
Can we deceive 'em?
Speed up and leave 'em?
Or are they gonna run us down?

Janice:
Fer sure we can beat 'em
Accelerate and defeat 'em
Before we reach the next town.

Grover: Excuse me Dr. Teeth, but this music you're playing is quite enjoyable.

Dr. Teeth: Hey thanks Blue Man, thought it might be the right mood for our situation.

Christy B: You know, you may be a little too right.

Dr. Teeth: How's that?

Christy B: Because we're being pursued by a freaky Muppet look-alike!

(Everyone on board screams continuously for no less than 17.35 seconds)

Ryan: Gun it, Dr. Teeth! Speed limits mean nothing in the face of grueling pain and/or death!

Dr. Teeth: Understood, Tall One! (slams accelerator and speeds down the highway with Freaky Muppet Look-Alike in hot pursuit).

Christy B: (To no one in particular) Say, who does that look like to you anyways?

Grover: Why, it looks like my dear little friend Robin the Frog!

Kyle: No, it looks more like Sweetums.

Ryan: You both are crazy. It looks just like my old pal Rowlf.

Christy B: I could have sworn it was Thog.

Ryan: This can only mean one of two things.

Everyone else in unison: What?

Ryan: That look-alike is either a shape shifter or it looks different to everyone who looks at it.

Christy B: That dastardly Snidley Spyware may be a huge jerk, but he sure is a genius!

Kyle: You can say that again.

Christy B: That dastardly Snidley Spyware may be a huge jerk, but her sure is a genius!

(Long, awkward silence)

Ryan: So, Christy...what's up?

(Christy proceeds to tell the group all about her adventure with Snidley, the chip on her arm and running into Philip Chapman. The group sits around riveted, apparently no longer paying heed to the Muppet look-alike still giving chase. After a lengthy explanation, Christy finishes her story).

Grover: Ummm, not to change the subject everybody, but we are still being followed.

Ryan: (Looking at all the records and CD's that decorate the walls and ceiling of the Electric Mayhem bus) Say Dr. Teeth, how attached are you to these albums back here?

Dr. Teeth: Nothing but expendable plastic.

Ryan: Hey Christy B, you look like you used to play a pretty mean game of frisbee, am I wrong?

Christy B: Well, not entirely...I used to ...

Ryan: Good. Take those records and CD's off the wall. Erine81981, open the back door if you please.

Kyle: Gotcha. (Opens door)

(Ryan and Christy B hand a few records to Kyle and stand bravely at the back of the bus facing the Freaky Muppet Look-Alike. At the count of three, they begin launching the records and CD's at the FMLA)

Christy B: It's working! We're nailing that thing in the head over and over again!

Kyle: Yeah, it looks like it's going to short circuit!

(Sure enough, the FMLA short-circuits and loses its head. The bus is able to slow down and the group is able to catch their breaths).

Ryan: Good job, everyone. Hey Dr. Teeth, you can take us to that hotel now.

Dr. Teeth: Done and done.

Christy B: Hopefully Cindy is there when we get there.

Ryan: Hopefully she's alright.

 

[theprawncracker]

*sorry I never started playing*

Me: Oh man I haven't checked MC in weeks how could I be so careless?

*runs to computer*

Me: Good lord 14 new e-mails. No time to check those, gotta go to MC.

*types the familiar keys to get to MC*

Me: What on Earth is this?

*sees the skull in crossbone message on his computer screen*

Me: What's wrong? I can't go to the forum, can't listen to the radio, or anything. Hmm, the site must be down or something... I guess I'll just go check my e-mail. Hey whose Snidley Spyware? What's this say...

Dear theprawncracker,

How would you like infinite power over Muppet Central and all it's members? If that appeals to you all you must do is send a message like this to every member of Muppet Central! Then you'll rule Muppet Central alongside me! And all the rest of the members will be our slaves!!! You are the chosen one theprawncracker. Don't let me down.
You know what you must do,
Snidley Spyware

Me: Me rule Muppet Central? That's a dream come true, but what would the others think of me? They'd all hate me! And so would the Muppets! I just can't do that but what else can I do?

*from downstairs*My Mom: Ryan!! Get down here now we have to go to a hotel for no apparent reason!!!

Me: This is my life.

*At the hotel*

Me: So why are we here?
My Mom: I told you, for no apparent reason.

*at that moment I see the EM bus pull up in the hotel parking lot*

Me: Hey that's the Electric Mayhem bus! What's that doing here?

 

[Erine81981]

On the Bus........

Dr. Teeth: Whew. That was one close call. Let alone the others. *another car pulls up along side the EM bus* That must be Fozzie and Kermit: I called them on Fozzie's car phone.

*Kermit and Fozzie step out of the car*

Fozzie: Hey there Dr. Teeth.

Dr. Teeth: Hey Foz my bear.

Kermit: Whats wrong Dr. Teeth?

Dr. Teeth: Well green stuff just got word that that Snidley character has made some weird look a likes of us all.

Kermit: What in the world are you talking about?

Me, Christy, Rayn and the Electric Mayhem characters get off the bus....

Me: Its ture.

Christy: Theres robots of some sorts that keep fellowing us. They look just like ya'll Muppets.

Ryan: Its just not safe out here.

prawncraker opens the door to see whats going on..... What in the world?! Ya'll are the Electric Mayhem band and you two are Kermit and Fozzie Bear. I'm so excited to meet everyone of ya'll. Are ya'll groupies?

Me: Nope I'm Kyle. This is Christy and Ryan.

Christy and Ryan: Hello.

Prawncraker: And that explains everything?

Christy: We're from the website "Muppet Central."

Ryan: We love the Muppets. Thats why were with them.

Prawncraker: *amazed* I'm also a member there too. Whats with this? Whats happening?

*About that time three monster poked their head out the window*

Cookie M: Are we going to eat soon. Me hungry!

Grover: Same here.

Herry: So am I.

Me: Wait guys.

Dr. Teeth: I'm a little hungry too. Lets go get something to eat.

Floyd: Sure thing.

Janice: Like what about chicken?

Animal: CHICKEN! CHICKEN!

Floyd: Seems that Animal like the idea.

Dr. Teeth: That settles it then.

Me: Chicken it is then. Come on Prawncraker. We'll explain to you whats been happening.

Prawncraker: Mom? I'm going out with some computer friends. Is that alright?

Prawncraker's Mom: Thats fine dear.

Prawncraker: Ok thanks.

Me: Whats your name anyways?

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: Actually my names Ryan to. Small world huh? So what's all this about Muppet look alikes?
Christy: You've heard about Snidley Spyware haven't you.
Me: Yeah he sent me a realy weird e-mail, something about joining him to rule Muppet Central.
Dr. Teeth: You declined didn't you?
Kermit: Yeah it would be horrible if you decided to do that.
Ryan: Yeah we'd all hate you.
Me: *to himself* I knew it.
Christy: So anyway, the Muppet look alikes were made by Snidley Spyware and he sent them to attack us.
Me: That's horrible.
Dr. Teeth: To true, to true.
Animal: HORIBLE-HORIBLE!!
Me: So are they still chasing us?
Kyle: No I don't think so, we managed to stop one of them before we got here.
Janice: So are we like gonna chow down or what?
Floyd: Yeah man I'm starved.
Me: Sounds good I know a great restaraunt right near by.
Fozzie: Sounds good to me lets go.
Everyone: Yeah!