Moppet Family Idol

[Beauregard]

father: *sneezes* Sorry a little Pepper up my nose, speaking of which, allow me to indroduce the all singing all dancing all...foot tapping..er...never mind that...Mrs P! *applause*

 

[MrsPepper]

Thank you!! **bows** Now I shall start. **She sniffs, looks down and taps her feet a few times to get the anxiousness out of her system. She then looks up and holds the microphone like a rockstar would. A really sappy ballad starts playing, and she joins in the singing which is squeaky and off-key.**

Did I ever tell you, you're my HEEEEE **voice crack** -ROOOOO,
You're everything I wish I could beeeee
I could fly higher, than an Eeee **crack** -gle
cause you are the wiiind, beneath my wiiiiiiiiiiings.

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *teeth clenched* Lovely...er...*shifty eyes, looking for a lever or some such to open a trap door below her feet as she goes on*

 

[MrsPepper]

What's this, you want MORE? Oh, really! Gracias! Thank you! **does a huge bow, and continues**

Did I ever tel- **starts coughing and wheezing**

...

(still coughing)

...

**gestures for someone to help her off the stage**

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Quick, Harvey, call a medic, we do not need to be sued right now...

 

[Vic Romano]

*tries hanging himself*

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *looking up* Vic, do get down from the stage curtains...We do not need the paper work...

 

[Vic Romano]

You're always ruining my fun.
Any way Mrs. P; try something in your range and bribe me with a cheeseburger and you're through to the next round.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Izzy: Ok, here she is, I found her! Many know her as redBoobergurl, some know her as the roommate of two fraggles, but I just know her as Beth and she's here to perform for you!

*Beth steps on stage*

All right, I'll sing for you.

"And so I pray sometimes when I'm lying in bed,
Just to get it all out, what's in my head
And I..I am feeling, a little peculiar
So I wake in the morning and I step outside
And I take a deep breath and I get real high
And I scream from the top of my lungs
What's going on!
And I said Hey-ee-yea-yea-yeah-yeah
Hey-ee-yea-ee-yeah
I said hey, what's going on
And I said Hey-ee-yea-yea-yeah-yeah
Hey-ee-yea-ee-yeah
I said hey, what's going on"

All right, how was that?

Izzy: I thought it was pretty good, but what do I know?

 

[MrsPepper]

**cries** I LOVE that song. ENCORE, encore!