Enter the Labyrinth (Role Play 10th July 2003)

[Fozzie Bear]

Hey, big monster guy, where are you going? Maybe you can help us out of this big place. See, we were brought here and if we can't get outta here in the next 23 hours, we lose all our Muppety goodness to the evil what's-his-face, so maybe you can tell us the way out? Huh? Can ya? Huh??

 

[Beauregard]

LUNDO: Look budy, I have a party to go to. A tea party. I'll answer ONE questian, then I am out of here.

One questian, huh. Er, guys let's not waste this.

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Okay, then, one question! Here goes:

*AHEM!*

How do we get out of the Labyrinth, the correct way, and not the Labyrinth way?

 

[Puppetplanet]

*Crosses fingers in hopes of good outcome*

 

[Erine81981]

Bert looks at Ernie in fear

Ernie: Don't be scared, Bert. That big furry guy going to help us.

Bert: Ernie, I know your just trying to calm me down.

Ernie: No. Not really. Just trying to keep you quite. I'm reading my comics. (laughs)

Bert: (frustrated yell) ERNIE!!!!

Ernie: Bert! Shusssssh!

 

[Beauregard]

LUNDO: How to get out of Labyrinth? Easy way, there is none. Hard way, is easy. Mean what I say I do, understand? Here is a map.

*Hands Map to Fozzie*

LUNDO: You can see that if you follow this red line, end up in hole you will. If you follow the green line, end up in dungens, if you stay here, end up in dark. Listen. I can't give you the map. Everyone here was given this whole ordery thing from Big Boss Man. Tell us not to talk to you, he did. Tell you, I can not.

*Grabs Map back*



But, wait. can't you at least give us a clue?

LUNDO: Go forwards, then to the left. If you ever come to three doors. Green, one is, Red, one is and Blue, one is. Choose the red. Bye.

*Lundo turns and walks away as he walks an envelope falls out of his chaggy fur and falls on the floor*

How does he manage to talk like that without getting muddled up? I find it hard enough talking normaly. Oh anf Fozzie. I hope you have a photographic memory.

 

[Erine81981]

Ernie picks up the envelope........

Ernie: Guys! Come quick. Something fell out of that furry fellow.

Bert: Ernie. You know thats not yours. Don't open it. It nots yours.

Ernie: Its ok Bert. There's nothing to be afried of.

Erine starts to open it when they hear cries of help

 

[Beauregard]

Sorry, I dropped the mop on my two. Oh ouch.

 

[Erine81981]

Ernie reads the letter

Ok. It says here that Ludo is captured in the Goblin's castle. Its signed Hobble. Who's this Hobble guy?

Bert grabs the letter from Ernie's hands......

Its Hoggle. Not Hobble. Gees. I figured by now you would have been able to read a name.

Ernie: Sorry Bert. Not like all of us are as smart w/ words or name!

Bert hands the letter to Fozzie, "Here Fozzie."

 

[Puppetplanet]

*rolls eyes at "the odd couple* and walks forward in direction of three doors that Lundo pointed to*

WANT OUT!