Sesame Street: Back to the Future - the 35th Anniversary done right
Opening shows Grover in his professor’s cap at school:
Grover: All right, children. Today, we have a special treat. Dr. Egret Brown (an egret in a brown coat) is going to teach you all about time!
Egret: Children, this is a clock. It is now ten o’clock. If I move the minute hand around like this (hand moves around clock) it will go around one hour. That will be eleven o’clock.
Elmo: Professor, Elmo has a question.
Grover: Yes, Elmo, what is it?
Elmo: Well, Elmo wonders why time can’t go backwards.
Grover: Backwards, you say? Why, that is a very good question. Professor Egret, why can’t time go backwards?
Egret: Why not?
Grover: That is what I just asked you, is it not?
Telly: Uh, well, if I may, not to take anything away from such a smart man as yourself, but if time could go backwards, we would never know if we were early or late, would we?
Egret: Let me answer all of your questions with a siple solution. Time canot go backwards; but we can.
Telly: We can? How?
Elmo: Yeah, Elmo wants to know.
Egret: Well, let me tell you…
(Elmo’s World opening, Elmo is thinking about Sesame Street)
Grover (rushing in) You are just in time, Elmo.
Elmo: Oh, it’s Elmo’s friend Grover. Time for what, Grover?
Grover: Why, Elmo, do you not remember what the professor taught us? Is is time to go BACK (dramatic hand gesture) to the future. (Thinks) Wait a minute - I suppose we would really be going forward to the past.
Elmo: Oh. Well, Elmo was just thinking about Sesame Street.
Grover: What a coincidence. Because that is what the professor was thinking about, too!
Elmo: He was?
Grover: Yes. And, if you will come with me, I can show you his invention.
(Grover, Elmo, and numerous other Muppets on the street, he is in his taxicap)
Grover: The professor and I have worked long and hard on this machine, and now it is ready. ( To Elmo: Now, what may I show you?
Elmo: Well, Elmo would like to see what the street was like before he was born.
Grover: Then that is where I shall take you. All right, everyone, stand back, while I set the dials and press some buttons. Fasten your seatbelts, for we are about to raise our horsepower to the power of ten.
Elmo: Why ten?
Child: I now, I know! I’ll be that’s the number of the day!
Grover: What a bright young lady. Here we go…
(Camera shifts to the classic 10 segment shown on the real special -that was a keeper!)
(Grover and Elmo are in the taxi as Gordon and a young girl are walking as we see in the start of the final montage of clips)
Gordon: You’ll love Sesame Street; everything happens here.
Elmo: Who was that?
Grover: That, my friend, is Gordon. Now…oh oh.
Elmo: Is something wrong, Grover?
Grover: Yes, the capacitor seems to be stuck. Apparently one of the Professor’s assistants did not properly install it.
Elmo: What was that?
Groever: Some fellow named Gilligan.
Elmo: So if this Gilligan messed up the Professor’s stuff, how do we get home?
Groever: That is a good question. Hmmm, I suppose we shall have to go ask Oscar.
Elmo: Oscar was here. Oh, boy. (Camera shifts to show Elmo and Grover in a scene with an orange Oscar) Hey, that’s not Oscar. He’s orange, and Oscar is green.
Grover: Oscar was orange when he first came to Sesame Street. (Insert explanation of why he changed)
Elmo: Wow, Elmo is learning lots of cool stuff!
Grover: Yes, now let us go ask Oscar to borrow several things. A chewing gum wrapper, a piece off an old tire, and a broken nail.
Elmo: That will fix the time machine?
Grover: No, actually, it will only get us forward a few years. We are going to have to keep borrowing things to fuel the engine until we reach the present. But, do not fear, we shall have fun along the way, learning all about Sesame Street’s history…
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And then, of course, you'd have them in different scenes along the way, viewing classic Sesame Street footage, skits, and moments. And of course, they finally get home.
Just thought I'd expand on what I said earlier; this would have been a real treat, and also would have kept the young ones who do want Elmo happy.