My wife and I are HUGE Muppet fans, and have been for decades. We sparingly pop in our videotapes of the original Muppet Show in from time to time (no, never bothered with the "best of" compilations) hoping that these aging and fading videotapes will continue to hold up. We could not have been more thrilled when we saw ads for the MWoO and planned our whole night around the show.
I only give that little blurb as a response to some people who said that people never gave this movie a chance. We did. We were thrilled to see the Muppets in a new movie, regardless of problems we knew would pop up with different voices and puppeteers.
However, i do not believe that we could have been more disappointed in a movie. It actually had nothing to do with voices or characterizations, but had everything to do with the vulgar, base and drastically unfunny script. If I had wanted to see burp and nipple "humor" mixed in with wildly anachronistic pop-culture references, I'd go rent Shrek. I was disgusted at this movie, not because I am offended at bodily functions or references, but because the Muppets were reduced to the lowest common denominator to get a few cheap and ugly laughs.
What music there was, was at best, forgettable. Ashanti's "acting" was hideous. (Although I do give kudos to Queen latifah and Greer for their worthy performances.) The visual effects were pretty revolting and the story line was ridiculous.
Apparently the true story of MWoO is: that if you don't like Kansas and want to leave because your life will never amount to anything there, and you want to become a trashy R&B starlett, you should go to Oz, kill a witch, pluck out her eye, and then when you get back home, your legal guardians will let you leave Kansas and become a trashy R&B starlett. Nice.
Few other nice touches:
1) Miss Piggy lifts the house that has fallen on her, loses her grip and then dies when it comes crashing down on her. So kids gets to see Miss Piggy talk a while before she dies, instead of just seeing her legs under the house. Im sure no child had a bad reaction to that one.
2) Dorothy doesn't like the slippers, until she finds out they are from a ridiculously expensive designer. "Check the tag." Pepe says. Another nice message.....you should judge things by their label.
3) The wicked "witch" uses a buzz saw in an attempt to cut Dorothy's feet off, and when that fails gets in a fistfight with her. Did she actually have any powers?
4)The wicked witch is melting out of existence and stops to quip, "at least I'm thin." This one was too nauseating to even comment on.
These were only some of my favorite moments. Apparently Sam the Eagle can be threatened into forgetting his principles. And what was with the Statler and Waldorf scene? Here they are, hecklers at the end of a log bridge but when Fozzie is crossing, their "Jokes" are "Hey...don't slip!", "Don't look down!" Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Clever quiping there. Who wrote this script anyway? I suddenly had a greater appreciation of Bob Saget's commentary during America's Funniest Home Nad Shots.
We weren't looking for the next great movie classic, but my wife and I were hoping that this movie would at least have the same fun, energy, good-natured blend of kid and adult humor that made the Muppet's famous. Instead we were served an insulting, juvenile and inappropriate mish-mash of junk which was passed off as the Muppets.
Well, If they ever release the individual seasons of the Muppet Show Ill be the first in line to buy them. Because otherwise, the Muppets are officially dead to me.