I voted that this was a good movie. It was a Friday night ABC special, not a multi-million dollar production that we had to pay 6 or 7 bucks to see.
The bright spots for me:
-Sam Eagle
-Johnny, Sal and Sweetums goin' good
-David Alan Grier
-Quentin Tarantino's over the top performance (can't have him any other way)
-Steve's Kermit
-Sam Eagle
-Dr. Teeth's line 2x (hey, it's the most we've heard from him since Jim's death, I'll take what I can get and look forward to more)
-The cast shot at the end, especially Rowlf
-Scooter (if they can resurrect him, surely other classic characters will follow)
-Sam Eagle (I really like it when Sam gets used. He gets more exposure in one recent movie and a TV special than in all three original movies combined)
-Crazy Harry
The low points:
-Ashanti (terrible acting, dorky, forced interaction with the Muppets)
-Someone's ignorance of tornadoes. If there's a touchdown just down your street and you're only just headed for the shelter you deserve a Darwin Award when they find your corpse.
-Not enough Rowlf
-The terrible CGI Wizard ploys. Ugh. The dragon could have been a large puppet (thinking "The Luck Child" from Storyteller), one head looked too much like the slobbering leader of Jar-Jar Binks' people in Phantom Menace (they could have used an enlarged Lurch), the chicken was waaaaaay too cartoonish (again, they could have used an enlarged Muppet chicken). Only the fire head looked anything near neat/interesting.
-Miss Piggy. She's gone from charming over-the-top to annoying over-the-top.
-No Lew Zealand. Why would you put Lew in MTI but not Crazy Harry and put Crazy Harry in MWoO but not Lew? Why couldn't we get rid of one of the dispensable pirates like the wolf or Old Tom and replace them with a classic fan favorite we would all be thrilled to see? If Lew Zealand and Crazy Harry are going to be used as bad guys, at least let them be baddies together.
I don't have a problem with Scarecrow Kermit and Tin-Thing Gonzo getting torn up, that's part of the story. It's morbid but hey, bad people do morbid things to good people in stories such as this one.
I agree about the freshman humor. Pepe's belching was not funny. Nor was the line that followed it. Gas jokes leave a bad taste in my mouth, pun intended. I would hate to see the Muppets lower themselves to this brand of humor, but it appears this is the trend (Miss Piggy announcing her need to urinate in MFS). The trend I am referring to is family friendly movies such as Scooby-Doo where the heroes waste their time and ours holding a belching and flatulance contest or defeating an enemy by flatuating in their face. This is not funny and I hate to think that this is the sort of stupidity kids are growing up watching. My guess is that Spongebob Squarepants and other shows employ similar brands of humor to make kids laugh. This is just depressing. It shows a complete lack of imagination and creativity in writers these days.
I think this is a learning process for Disney. They can use this project to discover what works and what doesn't and improve on mistakes. If the rumors are true and they're looking to release a feature film in 2007, they have plenty of time to get their formula right.