Is Jessica's cleavage enough to keep an hour-long variety show afloat?
While I would agree that the variety show format is due for a comeback, I don't think there are any network executives who know how to modernize the format and make it work 20 years after the last variety shows disappeared from TV.
Last night's "Nick and Jessica Show" was not just an attempt at a variety show, but looked like an actual episode of "Barbara Mandrell" from 1982 with the Mandrell sisters digitally removed and Nick and Jessica superimposed on the stage.
I missed the first half of the show, but the second half saw the following cameo appearances:
Kenny Rogers
The Muppets
Babyface
Johnny Bench
Not to mention Jessica dancing to "She Works Hard for the Money" and a bizarre, over-the-top rendition of "Take My Breath Away" (was Simon Cowell watching?), both 80s songs. In case you didn't catch the Sonny and Cher imagery, they performed "I Got You Babe" together at the end... (in addition to the already-mentioned Elton John song, "Don't Go Breakin' My Heart").
Interlaced with this was cheesy, edgeless, cornball skits that were standard fare on the variety shows of my childhood, but are anachronistically out of place in an age where SNL and Mad TV humor is the standard.
I'm not sure who the target audience is for this show, because most of the people who enjoyed the variety shows of 20 years ago are either dead or have altered their tastes in entertainment with the times.
All-in-all, it remains to be seen whether Jessica Simpson's cleavage has enough staying power to overcome the anachronism that pervades this production. This is probably a one-shot deal.