Hey Bo, here's the stuff from the clip of Muppets Oz. Please remember that some of this was visual and my blind batty eyes might not have caught everything, nor might give as 100% accurate a transcript but I'll try my best.
BTW: The first part of this clip with Ashanti and Kermit was seen on the second trailer on Saturday during the airing of Harry Potter 2 on ABC.
Ashanti: We're going to see the Wizard, he's going to make me a superstar.
Kermit: And he's going to give me a brain.
Pepe: Si, and in a perfect world, he gives me lots of moneys.
Gonzo: Hey, could I go with you guys?
Ashanti and Kermit: Sure.
Gonzo: That's great, if I had a heart then I could get Camilla to come back.
Ashanti and Kermit: OK then, let's go.
Gonzo tries to leave with the others, but what I believe happened is that he got pulled back to where he was standing due to his next line.
Gonzo: Oh sorry, forgot to untether.
All: OK, let's go.
Gonzo: Wait, I've got to get my stuff. OK, got my cell phone let's go.
Pepe: Wait a minutes, thas your celular phone? Then what do tese buttons do?
Pepe walks up to Gonzo and fiddles with some button-looking things on his chest.
Gonzo: Those are my nipples.
Hope this helps and have a good night.