your puns are even worse than mine, xerus! BTW, i thought of another one!
A Muppet version of Star Wars (sorry, had to happen!)
Pepe: Luke Skywalker (had to happen!)
Kermit: Han Solo (not the best role for Kermie, but I wanted him to play love interest to Leia)
Piggy: Leia Organa (sorry, see above)
Gonzo: Darth Vader (See, Pepe is an alien, not a king prawn!)
Fozzie: Chewbacca (Fozzie could grow SO much hair that the role of Chewie is a given!)
Yoda: HIMSELF (not funny
)
Wilkins with Santa beard: Ben/Obi-Wan Kenobi (don't even think about it, andywan
)
Wontkins: Uncle Whatshisface (stupid me forgot his name!
)
Wontkins (dual role, brown wig): Aunt Beru
Fat Blue: Emperor Palpatine
the really mean Frackle from GSCS: Grand Moff Tarkin
Mumford: Darth Maul (I know, I know, but I couldn't resist having Mumford be a Jedi)
Scooter: Biggs (He doesn't die in this film, folks!)
Annie Sue: Porkinette (female version of Porkins, get it?)
Anything Muppet: R2-D2
Janice: Gold Leader (same as Scooter)
Zoot: Red Leader (same as Janice and Scooter)
Rowlf: Cantina Bandleader
Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker: Generals Dodonna and Dodonna (MCC Reference)
Floyd: Wedge Antilles
Dr. Teeth: Cantina bartender! (sorry, couldn't resist)
Oscar the Grouch: Greedo (You know, the Rodian Han shoots in the cantina)
Any suggestions?
BJ