...your best friend is a Snuffleupagus.
...you think Carol Channing sounds like Catgut, not the other way around.
...you want to Chilly Down with the Fire Gang.
...you've ever duckled.
...you have a Grouch living in your garbage can.
...your dartboard is 80% bulls-eye.
...you've given a king old socks as a gift.
...you've ever turned your bath into a musical number.