You might be a obsessed muppet fan if...
You get Popcorn, drinks, snacks and a blanket just to see a muppet commercial.
Every assignment you get from school you put in something muppet realated.
You have a friend over and he says " wow thats alot of muppet stuff" and you say " this? This isn't even a quarter of what I have in the garage."
You see a elevator and you put your nose to and say "come on its fun!"
Your work out video Happy Healthy monster.
You get your science experiments from Bunsen and Beaker.