You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

[Pork]

I wear hats! I love hats

 

[Java]

Your mother buys you two of the Target Kermit book bags and you know you'll use one for your work bag and the other you will save just because...

 

[ZootyCutie]

Your mom goes to two different Target stores to find Kermit shorts in your size.

 

[CBPuppets]

you use Jim Henson or Kermit the Frog as a part of a school Project.

 

[Beakerfan]

You see a comercial for the new show "Phenomenon" and you and your sister both sing "Do Doo do do doo!" every time they say Phenomenon.

 

[BabyScooter]

You might be a obsessed muppet fan if you....


Have a toilet seat cover with cookie monster on it.

Go into a trash can and tell everyone to scram!


You all of a sudden somebody say "Muppet" and you shout "Where!"

Your on a forum all day and.. nevermind.

 

[BabyScooter]

You might be a obsessed muppet fan if...

You see a pig and can imagine blonde hair and a little bit more fat.


Miss piggy karate chops you for thinking of the above.

you put in a light bulb and start pretending to get shocked and yelling "MEEP MEEP!" like Beaker.

you see the news man of whatever channel station your on and you can imagine a pile of bricks falling on him.


your at a movie with a friend and tell him "I've seen cemetery's with better plots!'.

 

[CBPuppets]

if you believe there are Really Koozbanians or Yip-Yip Martians on other planets.

If you decide to take up paperclip or bottlecap collections.

If you sing "Rubber Duckie" or "Do the Rubber Duck" while you're taking a bath.

 

[BabyScooter]

You might be a obsessed muppet fan if...

You refuse to pluck your one eyebrow.

Every halloween you dress up like a muppet every year in alphabetical order all the way tell you die.


you try to do the above.

you are looking at this thread.


you have a banana a spoon and a rubber band and you say. "let's make art!"


you look in the mirror and you see a few brown hairs on your ears the only wierd thing is your ears are round and are on top of you head!

 

[CBPuppets]

-If you decide to do a report about Alien Birth on Koozebane.

-If you decide to write about every dream you had about the Muppets.

-If you want to try to eat a rubber tire to Music.