You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

[Beakerfan]

You've ever copied one of Piggy's outfits for youself. (Not joking--the pig has style!)

She has some serious style. I've been quite tempted to copy her myself.

 

[Ruahnna]

My company had an Old Hollywood Glamor party where they gave out awards and recognition certificates. I was half-channeling Mae West and half-channeling Miss Piggy. Miss Piggy was big on big hats, and I had a wonderful, huge straw hat which I painted black and sewed a feather boa to the rim. I had on fishnet hose and--of course--gloves.

And yes, I did win the costume contest. (Everybody recognized the Mae West influence, but it was the Miss Piggy inspirational touches that really sold it!)

 

[Beauregard]

Miss Piggy certainly had glamour down to a T. Suggestive, yet subtile. I will never know why hats went out of fashion...

 

[PuppyLuver]

If at a meeting you hear the phrase 'Movin' Right Along' and you're prompted to sing 'Movin' Right Along, Footloose and Fancy Free.'

I totally did that in my math class last year. Constantly. XD

Ooh! I just thought of some good ones!

~ ... you incorporate a HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE Muppet reference into a story that normally would have absolutely nothing to do with Muppets. (I'm gonna replicate the Escher room scene/"Within You" number in my Super Paper mario story as best as possible! XD)
~ ... whenever your math teacher says "Moving right along", you burst into song, resulting in an evilish stare that only math teachers can give.
~ ... you give your Rescue Team on Pokemon Mystery Dungeon a Muppet-related name. Examples include "MuppetNuts"(mine), "PigsnSpace", "Fire Gang"(technically impossible, since you and your partner can't have the same type, so you can't have an all-Fire Rescue Team... I'm rambling again, aren't I?), etc.
~ ... when someone says "That's not fair!", you reply with "You say that so often, I wonder what your basis for comparison is?" (Mom needs to do that with me, maybe I'll stop complaining about unfairness then...)
~ ... if someone says "Muppets are stupid", you karate chop them a la Piggy. (True story. XD)

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

1. You constantly read Muppet fanfics just to satisfy your muppet cravings.

2. You hang around this forum ;3.

3. Get strange urges to touch a foamy muppet on the head. [I am guilty of that]

4. Try to see the muppeteer's head while watching the muppet movie.

5. You don't acknowledge them as being puppets--instead--you just smile and watch as if they were real celebs. (Hey, they are in a way!)

6. You create your own muppet characters.

7. Attack anyone who says the muppets are "Socks" and go into a spasm.

X3

Lol, I love the muppets.
*Clears throat and leaves*

 

[ZootyCutie]

1. You find it funny to torture some Muppets. (Floyd makes a good Ziggy Stardust!)
2. When you do the whole "same story, different characters" fanfic, the story you use is a Muppets story, or the characters are Muppets.
3. You ship Muppet pairings. (KermitxPiggy, FloydxJanice, GonzoxCamilla)
4. You have your own characters fall for already existing Muppets (KikitxZoot, MistyxFozzie)

 

[Beakerfan]

Miss Piggy certainly had glamour down to a T. Suggestive, yet subtile. I will never know why hats went out of fashion...

Oh they haven't! I have LOTS of hats! They're my favorite accessory!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

:3

Also obsessed if you adore the least liked of the Muppets--
or atleast in my opinion--Bunsen. You constantly write fics on one character!
Another point!

XD

 

[Beauregard]

Oh they haven't! I have LOTS of hats! They're my favorite accessory!

Hmm...I'm not sure I've seen anyone wearing a hat unless it be a beanie or a cap since decades ago....Can one say "Since decades"?

 

[Beakerfan]

Yeah, but I wear them, so that must make them in style.... *primps*