You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

[ZeppoAndFriends]

Link Hogthrob: *makes a Tarzan-esque swing to backstage with chandeleir; he crashes on top of Miss Piggy*

Miss Piggy: AHH!

Link Hogtrob: *grunts*

Beaugard: *to Link* Are you alright?

Link Hogthrob: I'm fine, but I think I broke your sofa.

Miss Piggy: *grunts to hoist up* Did you know what you just did?!

Link Hogthrob: Yes! I flew through the air with the greatest leeeeap...

Miss Piggy: *grunt*

Link Hogthrob: The audience loved it. They wanted an encore.

Miss Piggy: Well... let us not disappoint them...

Link Hogthrob: Huh?

Miss Piggy: HI-YA!

Link Hogthrob: Woah...!

*Buzzer*

So close, but no cigar (don't smoke kids).

The line was 'I flew through the air with the greatest of ease'.

Anyway, thanks for playing Quote that Muppet! and we'll see you next time!

*Cheesy game show outro music*

 

[Puckrox]

You Might Be An Obsessed Muppet Fan If... your friend calls across the room to you, "Hey! How many days?" and just off of that you bellow the number of days that are left until the release of The Muppets.

 

[Puckrox]

Also! You might be obsessed when on a quiz you write for an answer you don't have: "don't know. Too busy being excited about Muppets. Fact."

 

[ZeppoAndFriends]

...If you tried radishes for the first time because of a certain purple monster.

 

[muppet maniac]

You know you're an obsessed Muppet fan if...

Everytime you hear Shakira say "Waka Waka" during her song "It's Time for South Africa", the first thing that pops into your mind is a certain bear comedian...

 

[DramaQueenMokey]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if you explain/compare things using Muppets, Here is a personal example:

Me: My laugh is weird....

My friend: Yeah, you have this slurping thing going on...but you keep laughing

Me: I laugh like Ernie

My friend: Yeah! You do! That's a perfect way to describe it

 

[Puckrox]

When you see a commercial for a video game and a character is obsessively going on about how he wants to blow something up and you look at your TV, deadpan serious, "Crazy Harry did it first."

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

If you've gotten in the habit of giving out smoothies and rollies

 

[ZeppoAndFriends]

Fragglish minds think alike.

...if the winter holiday you celebrate is the Festival of the Bells.

 

[CountFan1998]

...If you think Koozebane should be the 9th planet instead of Mickey Mouse's dog.