You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

[Gelfling Girl]

Your social studies teacher was talking about a trip to Washington, DC, and she says, "I saw the Kermit the Frog puppet at the Smithsonian," followed by looking at you and saying, "I took a picture of it for you."

(Of course, that was followed by two girls asking me if I love Kermit. )

 

[GonzoLeaper]

You only acknowledge that a celebrity has really "made it" when they make an appearance with The Muppets.

 

[dwmckim]

You celebrate Cinco de Mayo by listening to Gonzo/Rizzo's "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year"

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

Where do they sing that?

You only acknowledge that a celebrity has really "made it" when they make an appearance with The Muppets.

But Of course

 

[Gelfling Girl]

You are at a talent show, and a performer is dressed up like the singer of the song they perform and you comment to a friend that next year you think you should quote-unquote "dress like a stolen car" to sing a song by Elton John. (But then I guess I'd have to learn how to play piano in that case...)

 

[GonzoLeaper]

You use Fraggle words like "wembling" and "boober" in conversation.

(Kinda like how you already use "smurfy" in conversation anyway.)

 

[Quesal]

You wish u could have a wedding with puppets in attendance when u get married

 

[Gelfling Girl]

You find yourself skipping down the hallways singing a Muppet tune in the voice of the character singing it. (Especially if you're singing something like "The Gypsy Song" from Fraggle Rock, in which you'd be doing an impression of a Muppet doing an impression of a Muppet.)

You refer to hopping on a pogo-stick as "flooping".

 

[dwmckim]

You might be a Muppet fan if you refer to cupcakes as "cup-ee-cakes"

You might be an OBSESSED Muppet fan if you refer to brownies as "cup-ee-cakes"

 

[Gelfling Girl]

You like the laptops used in English class more than your regular computers because it accepted "Muppets" as a word when you typed it. (Also it doesn't mess with me because I spell "gray" with an "e" instead of an "a")