You absolutely can't stop laughing because your dad keeps typing in Muppet quotes on a text-to-speech program. (And now he's saying the quotes himself while doing impressions of the characters.)
Your idea of a romantic Valentine's Day is listening to songs like "Never Before, Never Again", "As the World Falls Down", "The First Time it Happens", and the Dark Crystal love theme on your iPod and daydreaming that you're on a date with *insert Muppet, Muppeteer, Muppet movie/show human star, etc. here*.
You are convinced that your obsession with *insert movie/character/etc. here* as a child is because you sub-consciously knew that *insert Muppet-involved person here* was involved. (OMG, Dave Goelz was the voice of Figment? I can't believe I didn't want to go on that ride! We so need to go next time we visit Disney World! *fangirl scream*)