You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

[Gelfling Girl]

? ok ms owl

Hoo. Hoo.



If you think Fozzie is the most hilarious comedian ever.

 

[GonzoLeaper]

If you think Walter Matthau and Jack Lemmon's "Grumpy Old Men" movies are such a ripoff of Waldorf and Statler.

 

[muppets2]

If you own all ss speicals on dvd and or video

 

[unclematt]

if you are extremely upset that you didn't see one Muppet based costume this Halloween.

 

[PurpleHonker]

If you buy someone a drink for dressing like Kermit on Halloween... Then she gives you an odd look, and you have to explain that it has to do with those bright ping-pong ball eyes and flippers... Then she thinks you're hitting on her, so you decide you should just go home and watch the Muppet Show episodes with guest stars Vincent Price and Alice Cooper because they just have that special Halloween feel.

 

[Quesal]

If you buy someone a drink for dressing like Kermit on Halloween... Then she gives you an odd look, and you have to explain that it has to do with those bright ping-pong ball eyes and flippers... Then she thinks you're hitting on her, so you decide you should just go home and watch the Muppet Show episodes with guest stars Vincent Price and Alice Cooper because they just have that special Halloween feel.

complicated yet GENIUS!

 

[ZeppoAndFriends]

...your normal cooking utensils include a tennis racket, a battle ax, a blunderbuss, a chainsaw, a bazooka, a large mallet, a baseball bat and chalk (for which to draw on cows).

...you went as The Swedish Chef's uncle for Halloween (even though none of your friends got the joke! (YES, LENNY, I'M LOOKIN' AT YOU! )).

...you sat through the Studio DC specials despite not knowing ANYTHING about the shows they were referencing.

...you go through your local produce department looking for talking vegetables.

...you've ever ground up radishes and tried to make Doozer Sticks.

...you think 'March of the Penguins' would've been better if some of them had done back flips.

...you've ever tried to hold a conversation with a doorknocker.

 

[GonzoLeaper]

Because you don't know their names anyway, you identify the people in your apartment complex with the names of the Sesame Street residents. (i.e. Maria and Luis live here and I'll call them Gordon and Susan, etc.)

 

[Gelfling Girl]

If you think the Muppets' recent YouTube videos pwn every video ever posted online.

 

[GonzoLeaper]

If you're really excited because you got to watch Sesame Street today and finally saw the Texas Telly episode (great for the Indiana Jones fan here, of course) and you even made yourself watch the Elmo's World segment too (it was about drums so this one wasn't too bad)