You Might be an Obsessed Muppet Fan If...
You go around pulling pranks on your friends with the words "Wire for *insert name here*!".
You are a bass player who happens to have a place at the home for the chronically groovy!
You'd rather introduce Lew Zealend than get married.
You wonder how to get new clothes for your whatnot.
You've never heard of the bannana sketch!
You've invented an electric bannana sharpener!
Your faveourite comedian is Fozzie Bear (wokka wokka!)
You confessed to speaking mock-swedish.
I had a good one earlier but I can't remember it, darn! Let me know if I've said one that somebody else already said, its been a while since I did some of these, not that I haven't been reading this stuff!