You Ever Notice...and What's the Deal...

[LittleJerry92]

How high can you make your voice though?

 

[D'Snowth]

Watch any of my MORON LEAGUE shorts, listen to Nawt's voice, and that'll answer your question.

Prior to puberty though, I could probably go as high as Elmo. Since puberty though, high voices are a real strain.

 

[LittleJerry92]

Maybe it's my pipes, but I've had no issues doing Elmo's voice.

 

[D'Snowth]

Like I said, neither did I until I finally hit puberty in Grade 9, since then, doing higher voices is a real strain for me. Think like Jimmy from EEE, how his voice kept getting deeper each season.

 

[LittleJerry92]

Even at the age of 25 I've had no issues.

But, I guess people's vocals are different.

 

[LittleJerry92]

Based off a gender "equality" post I saw.

You ever notice how if a woman kisses a guy suddenly, it's romantic, but if vise versa, it's being perverted?

 

[D'Snowth]

I remember an episode of SEINFELD where there was a certain double standard when it came to "feeling a person's material." For instance, Elaine had met a guy she ended up liking because he reached out and felt the material of her shirt between his thumb and finger. Both George and Newman gave it a try, but both were accused of being perverted harassers, with George being fired from a job he hadn't even started yet, and Newman being chased by the woman's apparent boyfriend. Of course, the main difference was the guy who felt Elaine's material was fairly good-looking, neither George or Newman are. Similarly, in the end of the same episode, a woman felt Jerry's shirt, which he had no problem with.

But you know what my favorite double standard is when it comes to gender issues? I know I mentioned this before, but notice how women can criticize a man's appearance as freely as she wants: his hair, his clothes, whether or not he shaves, blah-blah-blah, and it's no big deal . . . but if a man criticizes a woman's appearance the same way (again, hair, clothes, whatever), he get sent to the couch and she'll avoid him at all costs until he apologizes.

 

[LittleJerry92]

Another example.

Man breaks up with woman.

Shame on you! You broke her heart and now she wants to commit suicide! You're such a pig!

Woman breaks up with man.

You go, girl! Be that strong woman you are!

Or another:

"All men r da same!!!!1!!!"

Oh my gad qurl I know right? Dey r such pigs.

"All women are the same."

No we're not!!!!111!!! U sexist pig!!!!1!!!!

Holy crap. I definitely think I'd be perfect for the next type of satirical show.

 

[LittleJerry92]

"The salty white guy show. With your host, Alex Mack."

 

[D'Snowth]

And even another one: men who sleep around with a bunch of women "knows what he's doing." Women who sleep around with a bunch of men, "filthy $|u+!"