Okay, stickler for details a bit here...Let's get those Oompa-Loompa songs right...(just imagine all the weird letters and words flashing in front of your eye-screens, okay?)
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(For Augustus)
Oompa Loompa, doompadee doo
We have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa, doompadee dee
If you are wise you will listen me
What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats?
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?
I don't like the look of it
Oompa Loompa, doompadee dah
If you're not greedy you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doompadee do
Doompadee do
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(For Violet)
Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I've got another puzzle for you
(ew ew ew ew)
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
If you are wise you will listen to me
Gum chewing's fine when it's once in a while
It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile
But it's repulsive, revolting, and wrong
Chewing and chewing all day long
The way that a cow does
Oompa Loompa doompadee dah
Given good manners you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doompadee do
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(For Veruca)
Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
If you are wise you will listen to me
Who do you blame when your kid is a brat
Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat?
Blaming the kids is a lion of shame
You know exactly who's to blame:
The mother and the father!
Oompa Loompa doompadee dah
If you're not spoiled then you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doompadee do
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(For Mike Tee-Vee)
Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
What do you get from a glut of TV?
A pain in the neck and an IQ of three
Why don't you try simply reading a book?
Or could you just not bear to look?
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no commercials
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah
If you're not greedy you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa
Oompa Loompa doompadee do
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For this and the rest of the words to variuos Willie Wonka songs, check out the following site:
http://libretto.musicals.ru/text.php?textid=371&language=1
For those who wish to just play games or to have fun with Willie Wonka, check out this site:
www.wonka.com
My personal favorite song? I don't know why it is, but it's Veruca's song that she sings when she's about to make a bad egg of herself..."I Want It Now." Always did like that song, although for the life of me, I really don't know why...Maybe it's the "nooooooooooooow" bit at the end as she goes down the chute?
wolfy