When a Muppet says...

[Misskermie]

i like the lines in the 2nd or 3rd episode where fozzie makes jokes about everything he hears and when he ends one with "that was no joke that was my wife!"

Yup that line was very offensive to his wife. *cough cough, hint hint*

 

[mo]

Yup that line was very offensive to his wife. *cough cough, hint hint*

hehe I get it!

 

[tutter_fan]

I think the newsman is hilarious depending on how he announces a newsflash!

It's either "This is a Muppet newsflash!", "THIS IS A MUPPET NEWSFLASH!" (if he reads it quite loudly) or "AND NOW, A MUPPET NEWSFLASH!"

I forgot one:

"AND NOW, HERE IS A MUPPET NEWS BULLETIN!"

 

[tutter_fan]

Here's another one. The "little fight" between Miss Piggy & Miss Poogy is so hilarious. I can't remember what's said during this part of the movie, but it's so hilarious, and I think Piggy tries to trick Poogy, and Piggy ends up Karate chopping Poogy!

 

[Misskermie]

Here's another one. The "little fight" between Miss Piggy & Miss Poogy is so hilarious. I can't remember what's said during this part of the movie, but it's so hilarious, and I think Piggy tries to trick Poogy, and Piggy ends up Karate chopping Poogy!

LOL I have that memorized!

Hold it right there sausage snout!
Well look what the cat dragged in! Sorry Miss Piggy, but you've been replaced... Permanately!
Oh yeah? I don't think so... sister?
Who you callin' sista... Sista?
Oh look! and omlet station!
Ooh, where?
HIIIIIIII-YAAAAAAA!!! There's only one Miss Piggy, and she is Moi.
You ain't seen the last of me, I'll be back!
Yeah, yeah, heard of mouthwash?

 

[Powerstars]

From the new Muppets movie...

: Masks On!
, etc: Masks On!
: Except for moi, nothing covers this beautiful face...
: *gasp* No Masken?
: No Masken.

 

[tutter_fan]

Sometimes the expressions on the Muppets' faces are much more hilarious than what they say.

 

[Borples]

"The cape for Ed!"

 

[bazooka_beak]

"Yes friends, how many times have you awakened at night in the dark and said to yourself, 'Is there a gorilla in here?'"

I know *I* am often plagued with the worry that a gorilla could be right behind me.

 

[bandit]

Red's 'Whoo-hoo-hoo-hooooo's!'
And Janice's "Look buddy, I don't take off my clothes for ANYONE even if it is artistic."
Gets me giggling every time.