When a Muppet says...

[DrDientes]

Berle: You came here to be entertaneid or you not?
:That's right.
Berle: What's right?
: We came here to be entertained and we're not.

 

[jgidley]

Hey, how's it going Mr. Berle?
Berle: Oh, I'm gonna start with you now. It's going terribly. These guys have been picking on me and insulting me ever since I started.
Well, can I help you out?
Berle: Please.
Which way did you come in?

 

[Ignatz]

You know what you're doing wrong?
Berle: What I'm doing wrong?
Standing too close to the audience.
Berle: Oh, yeah? How is this?
You're still too close.
Berle: Oh, sorry. Is this okay?
Now little more.
Berle: How far back do you want me to go?
You got a car?

 

[tutter_fan]

Have any of you found any good ones from Muppet Babies?

 

[TheWeirdoGirl]

Lately my brother and I have been repeating one of our favorite Gonzo lines. "I just don't understand you people! Immortality is up for grabs!"

 

[Bliffenstimmers]

That noise that makes that I honestly can't describe...

You mean like his grunting "mn-mn-mn-mn" sound? Which he usually shakes his arms to? Or whenever he says "squeet squeet squat squat"? Or something like that? I dunno, but those are some of my favorite things about Wembley... it gets especially hilarious in "Scared Silly" and "Space Frog Follies".

 

[Plaid Fraggle]

You mean like his grunting "mn-mn-mn-mn" sound? Which he usually shakes his arms to? Or whenever he says "squeet squeet squat squat"? Or something like that? I dunno, but those are some of my favorite things about Wembley... it gets especially hilarious in "Scared Silly" and "Space Frog Follies".

I wanna be able to do Wembley's voice so bad. Actually, I don't know if I've ever seen anyone who CAN do Wembley's voice! The challenge is on!!

If I could I know it would get me ALL the dates, mn-mn-mn-nnnn♪

 

[Dr TeethFan]

When Janice says"Fer Sure"

 

[FraggleLover130]

I seriously can not decide. Everything any muppet/fraggle/Jim Henson character says or does just makes me incredibly happy. No way I can choose just a few!

 

[Bridget]

In KSY, Kermit was visiting a farm with Pilgrim, the dog, when he finds himself running for his life after escaping a pig pen:

: What was that?
Pilgrim: That was a pig.
: A pig, huh? I hope I never see another one of those my entire life.

Ah, yes! I remember that from Kermit's Swamp Years. Sorry darling, looks like you will be dealing with one for the rest of your life...