When a Muppet says...

[Ignatz]

Phyllis George: Well only one person can get the award but really you're all winners.
Losers. You are all losers.

 

[catherine]

now this is entertainment, very funny, thanks for the little bits that keep us sane.

 

[snichols1973]

In KSY, Kermit was visiting a farm with Pilgrim, the dog, when he finds himself running for his life after escaping a pig pen:

: What was that?
Pilgrim: That was a pig.
: A pig, huh? I hope I never see another one of those my entire life.

 

[catherine]

poor kermit, he never gets a rest from them pigs.

 

[Pinkflower7783]

He doesn't seem to mind the pig now. XP

 

[Twisted Tails]

He doesn't seem to mind the pig now. XP

I believe he doesn't mind Miss Piggy either. What I am trying to say is their relationship can be on or off, but I know Kermit says, "It's complicated!" LOL!

 

[Pinkflower7783]

Their relationship has ALWAYS been off and on. The question is more of when was it actually on? Lol

 

[catherine]

lol pinkflower thaty is an anwser, we won't know.

 

[Ignatz]

I love the scene when Milton Berle comes out to help Fozzie with Statler and Waldorf hecling him and then gets heckled himself. It's probalby one of my favourite moments in the Muppet Show especially the end.
Berle: Oh, I see. You think you could do better?
I couldn't do worse.
Berle: Allright.
We should.
Berle: Oh, yeah? You sing?
No.
Berle: You dance?
No.
Berle: Can you get laughs?
No
Berle: Then what would you do?
Just what your doing.

 

[jgidley]

I love the scene when Milton Berle comes out to help Fozzie with Statler and Waldorf hecling him and then gets heckled himself. It's probalby one of my favourite moments in the Muppet Show especially the end.
Berle: Oh, I see. You think you could do better?
I couldn't do worse.
Berle: Allright.
We should.
Berle: Oh, yeah? You sing?
No.
Berle: You dance?
No.
Berle: Can you get laughs?
No
Berle: Then what would you do?
Just what your doing.

Berle: Now if you guys don't cut that out I'll have the usher throw you out!
He can't. He's busy.
Berle: Doing what?
Keeping people in!