Oh, I hate wearing shorts! Makes me feel like I'm walking around in my undies (because I wear boxer shorts), plus, ain't nobody wants to see my snow-white, chunky, hairy legs! Shorts may look nice on females, but they should be off-limits to males!
I haven't worn shorts in years. I think my legs are too short, stubby and ugly to be "out in the open" so to speak. It makes me feel fat *sniff* Plus, I'm pale as a ghost!
Anyway, unless they're covered in stains and holes, and you're not going to some important event, what's the problem?
When I was in college, quite often I would see people coming to class like they'd just rolled out of bed and stuck their hair up in a ponytail - and that's it. I think that's kinda worse than sweatpants
And I won't even get into what I've seen people wear when dragged to a Wal-Mart (I hate Wal-Mart XD). Hair curlers, spandex *shudder*