What's the Deal with Yellow Lights?
Everyone says that whenever the traffic light turns yellow, it means that you're supposed to start slowing down and preparing for the red light that'll switch over in three-to-six seconds.
Of course, whoever wrote that rule must have wrote it on "Official Backwards Day" (aka Opposite Day) because whenever the light turns yellow, NOBODY slows down - it's like it's suddenly the Grand Prix, and everyone's racing each other to beat it across the intersection to avoid being caught by the red light.
Lets be thankful that red light doesn't mean "make an illegal U-turn" and green light doesn't mean "flip off the guy behind you whose repeated honking his horn".