If I was a muppet, I'd be a light green human with brown hair who plays the drums. Of course animal would be my best friend, and I would play with the electric mayhem (that's right, who says there can't be two drummers in a band?) Trumbone girl would be my closest "human" friend, I only hope animal isn't a human. I wouldn't say I'd "like" trumbone girl if she wasn't with lips, but if she wasn't then we'd probably get together in THE MUPPETS. My costume would be a blue T-shirt with purple pants.
My muppet would be very helpful and funny, so funny that, when I walk out on stage, statler and waldorf would laugh at me, I just hope they would be separate, because I found out in "family guy" statler finds the muppets funnier without waldorf yapping in his ear.