Originally posted by Tommie 
From Sesame Street, all the non-educational stuff can be used in The Muppet Show. My favorite is `If I Were`. Great song. And altough Cookie Monster is with distance the SS character is dislike the most, `Lost me Cookie` is a great disco-song.
		
		
	 
you dont like Cookie Monster???? what kind of muppet fan r u?
	
	
		
			Originally posted by Tommie 
And whta about the blues `Put down the Duckie`. With Zoot in staed of Hoots. 
		
		
	 
theres one i'd like to discuss.......it would be by the entire electric mayhem
Ernie: Excuse me, Mr. Zoot
I hate to bug a busy man 
But I want to learn the sax 
And I need a helping hand 
I always get a silly squeak 
When I play the blues 
Zoot: Ernie, keep your cool 
You might have a broken sax or somethin' 
Go get help, man
You should, uh, (looks up at ceiling) uuuuhhhhhhh....
Go find someone to fix it, it won't.....uh....it wont be broked no more
(music stops)
DR. TEETH: Zoot!
ZOOT:  Whu! Whu!
(music starts)
DR. TEETH
He's gotta put down the duckie 
(Put down the duckie)
Put down the duckie
(Put down the duckie)
Put the down the duckie
Yeah, he's gotta leave the duck alone 
He's gotta put down the duckie 
Put down the duckie 
Put down the duckie 
Put down the duckie 
He should put down the duckie 
If he's wanna play the saxophone! 
FLOYD: (to Dr. Teeth)
He didn't hear a word you said 
His ears are almost DEAD!
DR. TEETH:  
Zoot, your such a stubborn cluck 
Tell him to lay aside the duck! 
You should have learned a thing or two 
From years of playing in a band 
It's hard to play a saxophone 
With something in your hand 
ZOOT: (to Ernie)
To be a fine musician 
You're gonna have to fix that sax
CELEB (electric mayhem)
RANCID (Tim Armstrong): He's gotta put down the duckie 
LARS: Put down the duckie
TIM: Put down the duckie
LARS: Put down the duckie
ADAM SANDLER: Put the down the duckie
gotta leave the duck alooooone! Put down the duckie
(ANIMAL:  PUT DOWN DUCKIE!!!!!!!!)
THE OSBOURNES: Put down the (beep) duckie if you wanna play the (beep) saxaphone!!!...(hey, i know it's not good kids show material, but now the song's on the MUPPET SHOW!)  
DR. TEETH:  Though you're blessed with flying fingers 
When you wanna wail, you're stuck 
ZOOT: Just wait a minute
He's holding a rubber duck
JANICE: Like, totally change the toy's position 
If you wanna be rully good at the sax
TENACIOUS D: You gotta put down the duckie 
(Put down the duckie)
ADAM SANDLER: Put down the duckie 
(Put down the duckie)
TENACIOUS D:  Put down the duckie
It's the greatest duck in the world!
MARY KATE OLSEN:  Put down the duckie!
ASHLEY OLSEN:  Totally!
TONY HAWK:  Put down the duckie!
JERRY SEINFELD (holding a microphone):  Why do you hold a DUCKIE if you wanna play the SAXAPHONE?
DR. TEETH:  Don't have to put it on a train 
FLOYD:  Don't have to wash it down the drain 
JANICE: Don't have to lock it in a drawer 
FLOYD: Don't have to shove it out the door 
DR. TEETH: Don't have to stuff it in your pocket 
ANIMAL: OR FLYING IN ROCKET!!!!!!!! 
DR. TOOTH:  Don't have to get it out of town! 
Zoot, tell him to put the quacker down!!!
JASON ALEXANDER: You gotta put down the duckie 
(Put down the duckie) 
WEIRD AL: PUT DOWN THE DUCKIE!!!
(Put down the duckie)
JASON ALEXANDER: Put down the duckie, you gotta leave the duck alone.
Homestar Runner gang: You gotta put down the duckie 
(Put down the duckie)
Homestar Runner (just homestar): Yeah, put down the duckie...
IF you wanna play the saxophone!
Ernie: Well gee Zoot, i love my duckie and i cant bare to part with him!
Zoot:  Oh..........
Janice:  Like, just put down the duckie, and like pick it up when your finished fer sure.
Ernie:  Oh! Wow! (throws duck back and him and Zoot get into a dueling sax thing)
HOMESTAR SOLO - 
STRONG SAD: You gotta put down the duckie 
(Put down the duckie)
COACH Z: Put dern the dackie 
(Put down the duckie)
STRONG BAD:  PUT DOWN THAT DUCKIE! LEAVE THAT PIECE OF CRAP ALONE!!!!
MARZIPAN:  You gotta put down that cute little duckie 
(Put down the cute little duckie)
POM POM: (bubble bubble bubble)
(Put down the duckie)
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Seriousley! Put down the duckie if you wanna play the saxophone!.......your probably right!
BTW go to 
WWW.HOMESTARRUNNER.COM........seriousley folks, it's the best!!!