I'd like to see a Muppet "Magnificent Seven"-
Kermit as Chris (Yul Brenner)
Fozzie as Vin (Steve McQueen)
Rizzo as Chico (Horst Bucholtz)
Piggy as Harry (Brad Dexter)
Gonzo as O'Reilly (Charles Bronson)
Johnny Fiama as Lee (Robery Vaughn)
Lew Zealand as Britt (James Coburn)
Calvera would be cast with a human actor, but his banditos would all be muppets, with Pepe as the head Bandito.
The farmers would be mostly rats, with a few chickens, pigs and penguins thrown in for flavor. Maria, Chico's love interest, would of course be Lola. Statler and Waldorf could take the role of The Old Man, who advises the villagers to stand and fight.