What about these two?
I can't believe I'm the first person to bring up these two skits, which IMO were two of the most upsetting that I ever saw on SS as a kid:
The first skit I'm refering to is Herry Monster signing a song entitled "I
Can't Help It" (An unreliable source told me it dates from 1975) in Luis's Fix-It shop with Luis and another male cast member I can't remember also in the store. Here's a few lines:
"I know I'm loud and I sound
like a crowd or maybe two.
What can I do?
I can't help it!
I'm feeling glum, cause I'm dumb and I'm clumsy
through and through.
What can I do? I can't help it"
(You can actually
hear an audio sample of this at Barnes&Noble.com if you search for
"Monster Melodies")
Anyway as Herry is singing the song, he walks around the store accidentally breaking and damaging things. The damage he does escalates as the song progresses and the song ends with the two men scrambling for cover as the entire inside of the store seems to come crashing down around them.
The second one that upset me the most I think dates from about 1978. (At least that's when I would have seen it, anyway) Correct me if I'm mistaken:
This skit features Kermit the Frog, a character I
believe went by the name of "Simon The Sound-man" (you know the one who could open his mouth and produce a sound effect?)and some third
muppet I can't remember. (anyone know?) Kermit is dressed up in that,hat, trenchcoat and microphone outfit that he wore in those "Newsflash" segments and they're all doing a mock weather forecast and
a bunch of crazy things start to happen, (fog starts filling up in the studio at one point) but all I can remember is that near the end of
the skit, it suddenly went dark, and there was a torrential thunderstormit INSIDE the studio and some one shouted "It's raining cats and dogs!" and then a bunch of stuffed cats and dogs start falling out of the ceiling, complete with growling, barking and hissing sound effects and Kermit and the other muppets crying out in
pain, suggesting that they were being attacked by these "cats and dogs" as they fell down on them.
I mean, what WERE the writers thinking and how did these skits (not "sketch", btw. A sketch is a rough drawing
) ever get the green light anyway?