Wibble!
- Now, Baldrick, this is an old trick I picked up in the Sudan. We tell HQ that I've gone insane and I'll be invalided back to Blighty before you can say 'wibble', a poor gormless idiot.
- But I'm a poor gormless idiot, sir, and I've never been invalided back to Blighty.
- Yes, Baldrick, but you never said 'wibble'. Go on - ask me some simple questions.
- What is your name?
- Wibble.
- What is two plus two?
- A wibble.
- Where do you live?
- London.
- Eh?
- A small village on Mars, just outside the capital city, Wibble.