"Sir! Do you know why I pulled you over?"
"Is.... It because I'm white?"
"Sure.... No. Because you were speeding, a tail light is out, you didn't signal when you pulled over, you support CNN, believe that my waifu's aren't real, can't tell which Monotone is which, think Muppets from Space is the worst Muppet film ever, can't handle any negative comment about Disney, hate Mst3k, have very anti furry views, constantly demand uploaders to upload skits from the Workshop vault at 60fps, hate anime, believe fox news isn't biased, and to top it all off, won't stop showing your stupid baby on Facebook."