Gahhh!!! You guys have no culture.
Canadian Tire is a chain store up here which does sell tires, yes, but they sell lots of stuff. Car, home, garden stuff, appliances, etc.
Around christmas, the ads (which are really boring) always feature this tall guy with tigery black and white hair with a beard and glasses, and his short blond wife, helping each other out with Canadian Tire products.
Example, one of them gets stuck in the snow with their car, and the other gets tire tread things out of the trunk and talks about whatever while they gfet the car out of the snow. There's that one, the Motomaster car booster thingy, and the one for the LED christmas lights. I can practically recite them in my sleep.