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Thanks Prawnie! Ok, new chapter! This one isn't quite so moody as the others..I found it quite confusing to write because a lot had to be said without actualyl saying much, and it ending up with (to me) a sort of whimsical air, so, sorry about that...but hopefully it can move the story on forward. Enjoy!
Chapter 6
"I love you," she said.
"I know."
Juice glasses chinked together and droplets of orange juice spattered onto the breakfast table. A yellow finger dipped into the juice and lifted to feminine lips. "Good," they said. "I need you to know that."
"Why?"
The couple were alone in the breakfast room that was hidden deep within a stone-built mansion on the outskirts of town. The mansion had once belonged to the girl's uncle, but now it was hers and she owned it - and everything in it. She owned the oak four-poster beds, the original oil-paintings, the clean windows overlooking parkland, and the antique breakfast table that was now growing stained with drops of orange juice. In fact, she owned the orange juice too. The only thing Skeeter Gross didn't own was her boyfriend, Clifford, who sat opposite her, drinking juice.
Sometimes she felt as if he owned her.
Skeeter removed a pair of red-rimmed glasses and began rubbing them against her black tank-top, cleaning the lenses so she could see more clearly without fuzzy smudges in her vision.
"No reason," she said, placing her glasses back on to blink at Clifford, her boyfriend, the purple humanoid with the cutest dreadlocks on earth.
"Ok." He bit into toast and a chunk of marmalade stuck to his lip. "But I did already know that, Skeets." He licked the marmalade clear, and smiled.
On second thoughts, it was that smile that owned her.
"Heh." She gulped orange juice, swilling the pith through her teeth. "Traditionally, this is where the man chimes in with an, 'I-love-you-too-angel-cakes' piece."
"Angel-cakes?" He raised an eyebrow.
"Or treacle-sponge, or honey-bunch, or chocolate-lips, or any other germ of endearment."
"Term," he said.
"It'll be a term of endangerment if you don't back up your marmalade-mouth with at least something from the sweet tray."
He pursed his lips. "Does it have to be food related, or can it just be romantically inclined?"
Skeeter scowled. "Forget it."
"No, really, what? It has to be off the pudding menu?"
"NO!" Skeeter yelled, standing up from the table in frustration. "No, Clifford, it does not have to be ala carte! It has to be you returning my love with an I-insert-heart-here-you!"
Clifford kicked back from the table and crossed his hands behind his head. "You know why I dodn't do that?"
"Let me guess, you lost the ability to love in high-school when your first girlfriend kicked you in the ala carte?"
Clifford laughed, probably not the right reaction. "No," he said. "It's just…why formula? Why tradition? If I repeat the words you say, it's not me, is it? It's you saying that you love you. Want that?"
She sulked and folded her arms over her chest. "I want something."
"If I have it, I'll give it. But I thought you already knew that I love you."
"So did I."
"And if you know something like that, why does it have to be said?"
"Because…it's nice to hear."
"Is it nice to hear, or nice to know? Because if someone has to say it all the time, do they know it? Are they sure?"
"Sure they're sure."
Clifford shrugged and wiped his mouth with a stiff napkin. "Alright. If you're sure."
"I'm sure."
He stood up, tucked his chair in and walked around the table in front of her. "You might like to hear it, Skeets. I like to show it." He kissed her and she began to change her mind. Maybe it was his kiss that owned her.
Uncle Deadly broke a muffin and crumbs bounced off the polished tabletop. Fozzie bit into the soft deliciousness and nodded at Rowlf. "It's good," he said.
"I'm glad."
So far, the entire conversation had revolved around compliments and acknowledgements and Rowlf was beginning to admit that he had no grasp on what was going on here. Apparently Deadly knew Fozzie, and Fozzie knew the Uncle, but they weren’t on talking terms. Or more than likely they had once been on talking terms and then Deadly had gone and done something stupid. Or maybe Fozzie had. He didn't know the bear well enough to comment.
He looked up at the clock hung above his cooker. It was shaped like a cat, and the tail worked as a pendulum. Uncle Deadly had bought it as a joke about ten years ago and Rowlf had given it place of honour, which was more than Deadly had done with the pink butterfly phone that Rowlf had given in exchange.
"Alright," Rowlf said. "In about thirty-six seconds I am going to ask what happened between you two, so enjoy the next thirty-five-ish seconds of silence."
"I thought you died!" Fozzie blurted over the table at Deadly. So much for silence.
Deadly laughed. "And I thought you'd be dead by now."
"I thought you got shot."
"I thought you disappeared."
"You made me lose my best friend."
"You made me lose my dignity when you allowed a human to shoot me in the chest."
"Time's up!" Rowlf exclaimed, bursting neatly into the conversation before it could spiral into a full-blown mud-slinging championship. "What happened with you two?"
It was like this, they said, and told him exactly what it was like. One spun the story against humanity, one twisted it against creatures of the night. One adjusted the details to suit his purposes, the other laid himself bare. One pointed clawed fingers and whispered about pain, the other clasped and unclasped his hands and murmured about cold. One lost a battle, one lost a friend. One was shot. One couldn't hold on to the hand of a human's life. One stumbled from the scene, clutching a scaled hand over black blood that ran into the torn fabric of his jacket, while the other stumbled from the scene, clutching a furred hand over his heart, afraid that it would break. They both left the scene, alone.
"That was how you got shot?" Rowlf asked.
Uncle Deadly stroked the burnt edges of a bullet-hole that had ripped through his jacket that night. "One of the times," he said. "Yes."
"Well, how did you…you know…how?" Fozzie asked
"…live?" Deadly suggested, ending the question on his behalf. "Somewhat simple. I refused to die."
Rowlf gave him a sceptical glance and helped himself to another of the muffins.
"Dr Rowlf helped," Deadly added quietly.
"Doctor?" Fozzie turned to Rowlf.
"In spirit," Rowlf said, dotting crumbs off the table with his thumb. "I'm not practising." He resisted a little joke on that subject. "But I've been around. Seen a lot of cures." He sucked the crumbs off his thumb before continuing. "He was hurt pretty bad. What happened to you?"
"I…left," Fozzie said.
"And your friend?"
"He left too."
"Then who do you have left?"
Fozzie shrugged. "Me?"
Rowlf smiled. "Correct."
Uncle Deadly's face changed so subtly that only Rowlf noticed the softening of Deadly's ridged, snout-like nose, and the glinting of something behind the creatures always dark eyes.
Fozzie adjusted his hat in front of a mirror on the wall of the room Rowlf had leant him. Rowlf was being kind, he thought, really kind, and that didn't match up with the fact that he was friends with a fiend. There had to be some explanation! Perhaps Rowlf didn't know Deadly the way that Fozzie did…or maybe the truth was that Fozzie didn't know Deadly the way that Rowlf did.
Fozzie slung his black scarf around his neck, and tipped his head to check the reflection. Nice.
"I bet it really kills you," Uncle Deadly whispered in his ear, wispy nose hair brushing against Fozzie's neck as he stepped up and gazed into the mirror from behind the bear's head.
Later, Fozzie would find it ironic that it was a creature named Deadly who scared him half to death by appearing so suddenly, but right now he was just scared. "What?" He fought the urge to turn around.
"Knowing that you couldn't hold on." Deadly touched Fozzie's shoulder. His touch was cold, even through fur.
Fozzie tugged at the end of his scarf. "I've learned to live with it."
"Have you?"
Fozzie shut his eyes.
"What would you do if you could go back, eh, to that night? Would you hold tighter? Could you?"
Fozzie tightened his scarf, yanking it hard. "The chicken never gets to cross back," he said. "She stays on the other side. Just right there on the other side."
"Knock, knock," Uncle Deadly said.
"Who's there?"
"Harvey Hospital Towers."
Fozzie swung around at him. "Are you making a joke?"
"You missed your cue. The line is 'Harvey Hospital Towers, who?'."
Fozzie said it, and Uncle Deadly continued. "Harvey Hospital Towers has news for you."
"What news?" Fozzie asked, suddenly curious that this was becoming more than a joke.
"Nicky Holiday."
"What about him?"
"He's not dead."
"What!?"
Rowlf stood with his feet together on a balcony overlooking the town. Tall apartment buildings blocked the morning skyline, but beyond them clouds parted and shifted to reveal cracks of golden sunlight. Morning was come, Spring was coming. Soon those yellow flowers that humans knew as weeds would begin their annual struggle to emerge from cracks in the sidewalk.
Rowlf allowed himself to think of Fozzie in the same way, as a growing plant, and himself as a gardener with watering can and glinting sheers. Roots needed water, wrong ideals needed cutting. Already, the bear was growing. It wouldn't be long.
But then, he didn't have long.
Rowlf heard the sliding doors to the balcony open and close. He spoke to the phantom without needed to turn. "He's not a pawn in your game plan, Deadly."
"I know." Deadly bounced forward on his toes. "And he's not a plant in your garden either, Rowlf."
"I know." Rowlf danced his fingers up the black metal railing of his balcony, as if the scraped paint were piano keys. "It's not my garden, anyway, it's his."
"It's not a game plan, either, it's a war."
"I know," Rowlf said.
"Hey, Rowlf?" Deadly placed one his hands over Rowlf's, closing his fingers and fading the imaginary piano music in the dog's head. "You do realise that your weakness will not make me change my plans out of compassion for your lost cause?"
Rowlf turned to him and met his eyes. "Oh yes. If you realise that your strength won't make me change mine."
Deadly's smile matched his name. "It's good to have you here, Rowlf. Good for balance." He leant against the railings and gazed down five floors to concrete. "We need balance."
"Yes, we do."
To be continued...
Coming next...talk about jobs, talk about injuries, and a meeting with a mysterious cameo from the Muppet's Take Manhatten...
Chapter 6
"I love you," she said.
"I know."
Juice glasses chinked together and droplets of orange juice spattered onto the breakfast table. A yellow finger dipped into the juice and lifted to feminine lips. "Good," they said. "I need you to know that."
"Why?"
The couple were alone in the breakfast room that was hidden deep within a stone-built mansion on the outskirts of town. The mansion had once belonged to the girl's uncle, but now it was hers and she owned it - and everything in it. She owned the oak four-poster beds, the original oil-paintings, the clean windows overlooking parkland, and the antique breakfast table that was now growing stained with drops of orange juice. In fact, she owned the orange juice too. The only thing Skeeter Gross didn't own was her boyfriend, Clifford, who sat opposite her, drinking juice.
Sometimes she felt as if he owned her.
Skeeter removed a pair of red-rimmed glasses and began rubbing them against her black tank-top, cleaning the lenses so she could see more clearly without fuzzy smudges in her vision.
"No reason," she said, placing her glasses back on to blink at Clifford, her boyfriend, the purple humanoid with the cutest dreadlocks on earth.
"Ok." He bit into toast and a chunk of marmalade stuck to his lip. "But I did already know that, Skeets." He licked the marmalade clear, and smiled.
On second thoughts, it was that smile that owned her.
"Heh." She gulped orange juice, swilling the pith through her teeth. "Traditionally, this is where the man chimes in with an, 'I-love-you-too-angel-cakes' piece."
"Angel-cakes?" He raised an eyebrow.
"Or treacle-sponge, or honey-bunch, or chocolate-lips, or any other germ of endearment."
"Term," he said.
"It'll be a term of endangerment if you don't back up your marmalade-mouth with at least something from the sweet tray."
He pursed his lips. "Does it have to be food related, or can it just be romantically inclined?"
Skeeter scowled. "Forget it."
"No, really, what? It has to be off the pudding menu?"
"NO!" Skeeter yelled, standing up from the table in frustration. "No, Clifford, it does not have to be ala carte! It has to be you returning my love with an I-insert-heart-here-you!"
Clifford kicked back from the table and crossed his hands behind his head. "You know why I dodn't do that?"
"Let me guess, you lost the ability to love in high-school when your first girlfriend kicked you in the ala carte?"
Clifford laughed, probably not the right reaction. "No," he said. "It's just…why formula? Why tradition? If I repeat the words you say, it's not me, is it? It's you saying that you love you. Want that?"
She sulked and folded her arms over her chest. "I want something."
"If I have it, I'll give it. But I thought you already knew that I love you."
"So did I."
"And if you know something like that, why does it have to be said?"
"Because…it's nice to hear."
"Is it nice to hear, or nice to know? Because if someone has to say it all the time, do they know it? Are they sure?"
"Sure they're sure."
Clifford shrugged and wiped his mouth with a stiff napkin. "Alright. If you're sure."
"I'm sure."
He stood up, tucked his chair in and walked around the table in front of her. "You might like to hear it, Skeets. I like to show it." He kissed her and she began to change her mind. Maybe it was his kiss that owned her.
*****
Uncle Deadly broke a muffin and crumbs bounced off the polished tabletop. Fozzie bit into the soft deliciousness and nodded at Rowlf. "It's good," he said.
"I'm glad."
So far, the entire conversation had revolved around compliments and acknowledgements and Rowlf was beginning to admit that he had no grasp on what was going on here. Apparently Deadly knew Fozzie, and Fozzie knew the Uncle, but they weren’t on talking terms. Or more than likely they had once been on talking terms and then Deadly had gone and done something stupid. Or maybe Fozzie had. He didn't know the bear well enough to comment.
He looked up at the clock hung above his cooker. It was shaped like a cat, and the tail worked as a pendulum. Uncle Deadly had bought it as a joke about ten years ago and Rowlf had given it place of honour, which was more than Deadly had done with the pink butterfly phone that Rowlf had given in exchange.
"Alright," Rowlf said. "In about thirty-six seconds I am going to ask what happened between you two, so enjoy the next thirty-five-ish seconds of silence."
"I thought you died!" Fozzie blurted over the table at Deadly. So much for silence.
Deadly laughed. "And I thought you'd be dead by now."
"I thought you got shot."
"I thought you disappeared."
"You made me lose my best friend."
"You made me lose my dignity when you allowed a human to shoot me in the chest."
"Time's up!" Rowlf exclaimed, bursting neatly into the conversation before it could spiral into a full-blown mud-slinging championship. "What happened with you two?"
It was like this, they said, and told him exactly what it was like. One spun the story against humanity, one twisted it against creatures of the night. One adjusted the details to suit his purposes, the other laid himself bare. One pointed clawed fingers and whispered about pain, the other clasped and unclasped his hands and murmured about cold. One lost a battle, one lost a friend. One was shot. One couldn't hold on to the hand of a human's life. One stumbled from the scene, clutching a scaled hand over black blood that ran into the torn fabric of his jacket, while the other stumbled from the scene, clutching a furred hand over his heart, afraid that it would break. They both left the scene, alone.
"That was how you got shot?" Rowlf asked.
Uncle Deadly stroked the burnt edges of a bullet-hole that had ripped through his jacket that night. "One of the times," he said. "Yes."
"Well, how did you…you know…how?" Fozzie asked
"…live?" Deadly suggested, ending the question on his behalf. "Somewhat simple. I refused to die."
Rowlf gave him a sceptical glance and helped himself to another of the muffins.
"Dr Rowlf helped," Deadly added quietly.
"Doctor?" Fozzie turned to Rowlf.
"In spirit," Rowlf said, dotting crumbs off the table with his thumb. "I'm not practising." He resisted a little joke on that subject. "But I've been around. Seen a lot of cures." He sucked the crumbs off his thumb before continuing. "He was hurt pretty bad. What happened to you?"
"I…left," Fozzie said.
"And your friend?"
"He left too."
"Then who do you have left?"
Fozzie shrugged. "Me?"
Rowlf smiled. "Correct."
Uncle Deadly's face changed so subtly that only Rowlf noticed the softening of Deadly's ridged, snout-like nose, and the glinting of something behind the creatures always dark eyes.
*****
Fozzie adjusted his hat in front of a mirror on the wall of the room Rowlf had leant him. Rowlf was being kind, he thought, really kind, and that didn't match up with the fact that he was friends with a fiend. There had to be some explanation! Perhaps Rowlf didn't know Deadly the way that Fozzie did…or maybe the truth was that Fozzie didn't know Deadly the way that Rowlf did.
Fozzie slung his black scarf around his neck, and tipped his head to check the reflection. Nice.
"I bet it really kills you," Uncle Deadly whispered in his ear, wispy nose hair brushing against Fozzie's neck as he stepped up and gazed into the mirror from behind the bear's head.
Later, Fozzie would find it ironic that it was a creature named Deadly who scared him half to death by appearing so suddenly, but right now he was just scared. "What?" He fought the urge to turn around.
"Knowing that you couldn't hold on." Deadly touched Fozzie's shoulder. His touch was cold, even through fur.
Fozzie tugged at the end of his scarf. "I've learned to live with it."
"Have you?"
Fozzie shut his eyes.
"What would you do if you could go back, eh, to that night? Would you hold tighter? Could you?"
Fozzie tightened his scarf, yanking it hard. "The chicken never gets to cross back," he said. "She stays on the other side. Just right there on the other side."
"Knock, knock," Uncle Deadly said.
"Who's there?"
"Harvey Hospital Towers."
Fozzie swung around at him. "Are you making a joke?"
"You missed your cue. The line is 'Harvey Hospital Towers, who?'."
Fozzie said it, and Uncle Deadly continued. "Harvey Hospital Towers has news for you."
"What news?" Fozzie asked, suddenly curious that this was becoming more than a joke.
"Nicky Holiday."
"What about him?"
"He's not dead."
"What!?"
*****
Rowlf stood with his feet together on a balcony overlooking the town. Tall apartment buildings blocked the morning skyline, but beyond them clouds parted and shifted to reveal cracks of golden sunlight. Morning was come, Spring was coming. Soon those yellow flowers that humans knew as weeds would begin their annual struggle to emerge from cracks in the sidewalk.
Rowlf allowed himself to think of Fozzie in the same way, as a growing plant, and himself as a gardener with watering can and glinting sheers. Roots needed water, wrong ideals needed cutting. Already, the bear was growing. It wouldn't be long.
But then, he didn't have long.
Rowlf heard the sliding doors to the balcony open and close. He spoke to the phantom without needed to turn. "He's not a pawn in your game plan, Deadly."
"I know." Deadly bounced forward on his toes. "And he's not a plant in your garden either, Rowlf."
"I know." Rowlf danced his fingers up the black metal railing of his balcony, as if the scraped paint were piano keys. "It's not my garden, anyway, it's his."
"It's not a game plan, either, it's a war."
"I know," Rowlf said.
"Hey, Rowlf?" Deadly placed one his hands over Rowlf's, closing his fingers and fading the imaginary piano music in the dog's head. "You do realise that your weakness will not make me change my plans out of compassion for your lost cause?"
Rowlf turned to him and met his eyes. "Oh yes. If you realise that your strength won't make me change mine."
Deadly's smile matched his name. "It's good to have you here, Rowlf. Good for balance." He leant against the railings and gazed down five floors to concrete. "We need balance."
"Yes, we do."
To be continued...
Coming next...talk about jobs, talk about injuries, and a meeting with a mysterious cameo from the Muppet's Take Manhatten...