I'm going to try to be as fair as I can here.
While I do think the fact that Disney is pushing tween stars (something they've started up again) is a damper on the film, I'd only complain about it if they were the main characters or had a large role. They clearly won't. There is one more piece to this...
No matter who owns the Muppets or who produces the movie, some studio would force employee cameos in the film. Just be thankful the Muppets aren't owned by Universal Studios, or we'd really have vertical product integration. Any movie Universal does either features actors predominantly from NBC programming (not exactly terrible. Despicable Me 1 and 2 didn't suffer from that too much), AND it would feature nothing but promos of NBC shows clumsily shoved in. Let's look at Get him to the Greek. Aldos Snow is on the Today Show to perform his greatest hits. Other than the fact the scene is noticeably lengthy, it's not terrible. Terrible, however, is what I can only describe the COMPLETELY shoehorned reference to Sean Comb's character and his family's favorite show being The Biggest Loser. I LOVE that movie. I seriously do... but that reference was unnecessary and completely and utterly enforced by UniversalNBCGE.
Except, that did already happen with VMX. Now, I love VMX and all, but the special was made of NBC employee cameos and promos (including the clumsily written Scrubs bit that was made without the slightest nuance of research). I'm starting to think the fact Fozzie got cut off at the end of the song by the American Dreams promo (remember that show? Oh, NO ONE does?) was part of the film. If they did a Muppet special today, I'm sure that it would turn into a 50 minute infomercial for Comcast.
So Disney basically put a tiny bit of vertical integration in the film by putting all of 2 of their tweeny boppers in a cameo that can't last more than 30 seconds at most. It does suck a little, I can't lie, but I'm going to suck it up. For the reason said and the fact it's hardly the worst (ROB SCHNEIDER) cameo ever associated (KELLY OSBORNE) with a Muppet fi(JOE ROGAN AND THE ENTIRE REFERENCE TO FEAR FACTOR)lm.
And also, Mickey in Avengers 2 would be awesome.
While I do think the fact that Disney is pushing tween stars (something they've started up again) is a damper on the film, I'd only complain about it if they were the main characters or had a large role. They clearly won't. There is one more piece to this...
No matter who owns the Muppets or who produces the movie, some studio would force employee cameos in the film. Just be thankful the Muppets aren't owned by Universal Studios, or we'd really have vertical product integration. Any movie Universal does either features actors predominantly from NBC programming (not exactly terrible. Despicable Me 1 and 2 didn't suffer from that too much), AND it would feature nothing but promos of NBC shows clumsily shoved in. Let's look at Get him to the Greek. Aldos Snow is on the Today Show to perform his greatest hits. Other than the fact the scene is noticeably lengthy, it's not terrible. Terrible, however, is what I can only describe the COMPLETELY shoehorned reference to Sean Comb's character and his family's favorite show being The Biggest Loser. I LOVE that movie. I seriously do... but that reference was unnecessary and completely and utterly enforced by UniversalNBCGE.
Except, that did already happen with VMX. Now, I love VMX and all, but the special was made of NBC employee cameos and promos (including the clumsily written Scrubs bit that was made without the slightest nuance of research). I'm starting to think the fact Fozzie got cut off at the end of the song by the American Dreams promo (remember that show? Oh, NO ONE does?) was part of the film. If they did a Muppet special today, I'm sure that it would turn into a 50 minute infomercial for Comcast.
So Disney basically put a tiny bit of vertical integration in the film by putting all of 2 of their tweeny boppers in a cameo that can't last more than 30 seconds at most. It does suck a little, I can't lie, but I'm going to suck it up. For the reason said and the fact it's hardly the worst (ROB SCHNEIDER) cameo ever associated (KELLY OSBORNE) with a Muppet fi(JOE ROGAN AND THE ENTIRE REFERENCE TO FEAR FACTOR)lm.
And also, Mickey in Avengers 2 would be awesome.