Slanderous Junk Weekly, Issue 3
Oh boy oh boy, it's the return of the magazine that's got every Muppet up in arms, the third issue of Slanderous Junk Weekly! In this issue, Fleet exposes the dark and incestual secrets of "The Dark Crystal"! Eep! And what a time to come out and expose the awful rumors, what with the sequel in the works! Look for this issue at your local news stands and garbage cans! I heard Oscar uses SJW as Thank You cards!
Slanderous Junk Weekly, Issue Three!
Be sure to click the image for a "full view"
Check out the first two issues of SJW
here and
here.
Muppet Central Morsels
• The background is a farm, which is a subtle and cheap jab at the idea that incest exists more in the southern part of North America. A shady and low blow. My apologies!
• This visual was my out to finally include the Simpsons again since the
"It's Not Easy Bein' Green" visual.
• This is actually the fourth issue of SJW. The third issue that was supposed to premiere today is of a very adult theme and was decided it would be in poor taste to run that issue back to back with
last week's visual. Look for
that issue sometime in early April.
***More info you may or may not feel the need to read!***
Upcoming Visuals!
We keep the suspense rolling by giving you a look at not just the next visual, but weeks ahead too!
Next Week: Tune in next Friday, February 16, 2007 to see what the Swedish Chef is cookin' up in the cafeteria when Munchable Muppets – The Kermelon Breakfast Platter appears on the menu! And then:
February 23, 2007 - Swingin' and Singin' – The Johnny Fiama & Sal Manilla Story
March 2, 2007 - Muppet Music Jam
March 9, 2007 - Your Muppet News Team
High Resolution prints of "A Muppet Family Gathering"
It's here! Visit
this thread.
NOTE: Fifteen orders have not been met yet! There is still a chance to get the bonus artwork!
The Muppet Central Show - Season THREE!
Due to the huge success of the previous two MC Shows, there will be a third one for you to have the chance again to appear in before VRWCMV goes on hiatus again at the begining of the Summer! Here's what you need to know:
1. Pictures must be at least 4" x 6" or 288 pixels wide by 432 pixels high.
2. Pictures must be of users body from at least the waist up, from knees up are preferred.
3. Pictures must NOT crop any part of the head, hands or arms.
4. Pictures must be taken with either a digital camera, or scanned from a film camera. NO WEBCAMS!
5. Inclusion of a puppet, Muppet plush or prop are encouraged and welcomed.
6. Photo must be relatively recent and a good representation of whom you are.
7. Photos should be expressive and not boring.
8. Please dress acceptably and pose so as well. Nothing received in “poor taste” will be accepted.
9. You may “cover up” your identity with hats, sunglasses, etc.
10. All acceptable photos must be received by
Friday, March 2, 2007.
REMEMBER:
* Only your Muppet Central user name will be used, no personal information will be displayed or shared publicly.
* If you are under 18 and send a photo of yourself, you are acknowledging that you have received permission from your parent or guardian and that Vic Romano has permission to use said photo for the express purposes of the Muppet Central Show 3 only.
* Photos that do not meet the above requirements will be rejected.
* Please include your username along with your photo and put “MCS3” in the subject line of your e-mail.
Send your pic to: vicromano_mc@yahoo.com
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here!