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Here is a Muppet News Flash! Reports from this weekend say that the notorious comic-shop robber, known only as "Da Snowth", is still at large after a three-state, eighteen-officer chase! Citizens are to notify their local law enforcement if they see anyone looking like the above mugshot, and NOT to approach him: the suspect is legged, and very dang---wait. LEGGED? Shouldn't that be ARMED?
*a bevy of medieval armaments tumbles from the ceiling onto Newsie*
Unh --ugh --owww..... Er...ahem...also in the news: the FBI believes Da Snowth may be aided in his rampage of terror by a piano-playing flapper. Be on the lookout for a young woman resembling the above photo, which was taken by a security camera at the same establishment last hit by Da Snowth only an hour before he raided the shop. Agents advise caution if encountering any young woman obviously entranced by pictures of Link Hogthrob. *looks up at camera, scowling* Seriously! Link??!
Link: Did I hear someone singing my praises? Oh! A camera! *preens*
*sputters angrily* Will you get out of here! Er...uh...please call 911 if you have any information regarding these two fugitives, who seem to be blazing a trail of crime across -- waaaaughh! *barely dodges the screeching fireball whooshing through the studio* Ah -- ah -- this...has been your Newsman, for MC...good night... *faints*
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