Saw your reference to creating Piggy's mother in the "Tips for Writng Fan Fiction" section and immediately thought two things--I'd have to read it, and I'd have to read it with one eye closed (like watching a scary movie). Doing people's mothers, which are always sacred cows, er, pigs, is always a difficult thing, and I'm usually leary of attempts, but you did a fantastic job (and I'm very protective of my girl, Piggy). I totally enjoyed the entire episode, and while Hortense was certainly over the top, she wasn't over the top of our muppets. Well done, David. Kudos. (And apologies for adding to your AGES OLD post.