The... -wait fer it-... "What made you laugh today?" Thread

[Sgt Floyd]

watching my dad trying to open a can of cookies. Because of how hot it was been, the tape on the lid of it melted and the adhesive basically glued the lid to the can. He tried pulling it off, stabbing it with a bottle opener, using the can opener, and finally he dented the can to get an opening so that he could stick something under the lid to pry it off.

It was like it was personal between him and the can

 

[AlittleMayhem]

We're trying to put on a puppet performance at church this Sunday. During rehearsal today, a little boy around ten who we were trying to teach was so enthusiastic, energetic, confident and talkative that I couldn't help be be amused at times. Such innocence.

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

Aww that's so sweet. What't sh performance about?

 

[AlittleMayhem]

It's basically five of us lip-syncing to a song on a CD. A lot of fun, but sore on the arms.

 

[D'Snowth]

http://bottomline.nbcnews.com/_news...aims-heinz-stole-idea-for-ketchup-packet?lite

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

This has inspired me to sue the people who made that movie The Adjustment Bureau, because it was MY idea of having a race of supernatural beings be in charge of our fate and destiny and crap.

 

[newsmanfan]

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I lost my voice for a while last night after laughing too hard at the Rifftrax Live: "Manos, the Hands of Fate" event. It was ALL at least good, and some was superlative, but I think the "White Trash 'Twilight' Sketch" was the part at which I actually damaged my throat.

Totally worth it!

www.rifftrax.com

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[AlittleMayhem]

Adam Hills tells the funniest stories concerning his right leg!

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

We're watching the first Harry Potter movie. At the scene where Hagrid breaks down the door my mom said "He's sorta like Snookums from the Muppet Movie" to which I replied "You mean Sweetums?" We all kinda got a kick at her slip of tongue

 

[mo]

I stayed up until 2 am last night watching retro cartoons. I find that somewhat laughable considering someone elese of my age group would be watching teen sitcoms or makeup tutorials.

 

[AlittleMayhem]

While at college and lining up to collect our timetables, a tall guy behind me said, "Which one is introduction? I'm introduction!" quite loudly. A friend of mine, a lady about a few inches shorter that me, turned around, looked up in surprise and exclaimed, "F***, you are tall!" Everyone burst out laughing, including the guy, who just said, "Well, THAT was random!"