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The... -wait fer it-... "What made you laugh today?" Thread

ConsummateVs

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Wow. What a frickin' lowlife. I thought he said he was sorry about insulting Schfifty (in the comments of that one rant video he posted about him), but NOPE.
 

Any Del

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Wow. What a frickin' lowlife. I thought he said he was sorry about insulting Schfifty (in the comments of that one rant video he posted about him), but NOPE.
He said he was sorry to GroverKent for how he acted towards him.
 

cjd874

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Funny that LittleJerry92 just posted a Thomas-themed vid. Here's something that I found funny.
 

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT'S THE WORST THING I'VE EVER READ HAHAHA BUT TELL HIM TO COME TO ENGLAND AND I WILL FIGHT THIS CUNTBAG
OH AND I'M THE LONELY ONE HAHAHA SAYS THE TW*T WHO THREATENS PEOPLE FOR SESAME STREET VIDEOS
WHAT A F*CKING MORON
This rap message from Patrick Star to @BlakeConor14! :laugh:

"BlakeConor14, you wanna chop my balls?
I'll take yours out too!
Hang em on my walls
And maybe YOU!
I'm not a Sesame brat! I'm a Sesame fan!
Since yall don't wanna chat! I should have yall ban!
You bunch of selfish rats!
I don't use Autism to get any of that! (Sesame episodes)
Fact is yall can't handle the truth of Schfifty the cowardly cat!
Who wears luxuriating hats!
Take naps on a mat!
Swing all of you with my bats!
Since the majority of you are so fat!
Like to listen to BS about *** for tat!
Lets face it; Yall are faded!
Outdated, deflated and constipated!
If I had to rate it: Hate it!
Translated: Yall AIN'T IT!
I don't give a F**K!
What yall say!
Cuz yall suck!
Like sitting ducks!
Who run out of luck!
With little to no bucks!
Back to BlakeConor14!
I get laid homie!
You probably said that!
Cuz YOU ARE LONELY!
Admit it! My rhymes was dope!
Like hanging onto rope!"
 

fuzzygobo

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This rap message from Patrick Star to @BlakeConor14! :laugh:

"BlakeConor14, you wanna chop my balls?
I'll take yours out too!
Hang em on my walls
And maybe YOU!
I'm not a Sesame brat! I'm a Sesame fan!
Since yall don't wanna chat! I should have yall ban!
You bunch of selfish rats!
I don't use Autism to get any of that! (Sesame episodes)
Fact is yall can't handle the truth of Schfifty the cowardly cat!
Who wears luxuriating hats!
Take naps on a mat!
Swing all of you with my bats!
Since the majority of you are so fat!
Like to listen to BS about *** for tat!
Lets face it; Yall are faded!
Outdated, deflated and constipated!
If I had to rate it: Hate it!
Translated: Yall AIN'T IT!
I don't give a F**K!
What yall say!
Cuz yall suck!
Like sitting ducks!
Who run out of luck!
With little to no bucks!
Back to BlakeConor14!
I get laid homie!
You probably said that!
Cuz YOU ARE LONELY!
Admit it! My rhymes was dope!
Like hanging onto rope!"
Wow.
Homies in Compton are shaking in their boots.
Where's my safe space? I'm getting' scared!
I would love to hear the beats that go with this.
 

BlakeConor14

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THAT C*NT SAYS HE GETS LAID
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA EVEN THE HOOKERS PROBABLY REJECTED THIS SAD C*NT
Wow.
Homies in Compton are shaking in their boots.
Where's my safe space? I'm getting' scared!
I would love to hear the beats that go with this.
 

fuzzygobo

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Schfifty wearing luxuriating hats.
Oh, snap!!!

This is so pathetically funny, I can't believe it.
What's Vanilla Ice gonna do now????!!!!!!! 8)8)8)8)8)
 

D'Snowth

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This rap message from Patrick Star to @BlakeConor14! :laugh:

"BlakeConor14, you wanna chop my balls?
I'll take yours out too!
Hang em on my walls
And maybe YOU!
I'm not a Sesame brat! I'm a Sesame fan!
Since yall don't wanna chat! I should have yall ban!
You bunch of selfish rats!
I don't use Autism to get any of that! (Sesame episodes)
Fact is yall can't handle the truth of Schfifty the cowardly cat!
Who wears luxuriating hats!
Take naps on a mat!
Swing all of you with my bats!
Since the majority of you are so fat!
Like to listen to BS about *** for tat!
Lets face it; Yall are faded!
Outdated, deflated and constipated!
If I had to rate it: Hate it!
Translated: Yall AIN'T IT!
I don't give a F**K!
What yall say!
Cuz yall suck!
Like sitting ducks!
Who run out of luck!
With little to no bucks!
Back to BlakeConor14!
I get laid homie!
You probably said that!
Cuz YOU ARE LONELY!
Admit it! My rhymes was dope!
Like hanging onto rope!"
So . . . Patrick Star is Demented Dr. Seuss now? Hmm. Funny, but one line from his lyrical poem needs to be addressed:
I'm not a Sesame brat! I'm a Sesame fan!
Make up your mind, m'kay?
 

Any Del

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A new person named "Jay Jay" is posting explicit homosexual photos on "Google Photos"... I swear these people are gonna kill me of laughter someday!
 
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