The... -wait fer it-... "What made you laugh today?" Thread

[Froggy Fool]

BOOOOOIIII!

 

[Flaky Pudding]

This really funny quote someone posted on Twitter,
"I don't use ancestry.com to discover where my past ancestors were from. I just watch a bunch of racist cartoons and see which ones **** me off the most,". LOL!

 

[Froggy Fool]

This:

 

[LittleJerry92]

I've seen that before.

To be honest, I would have taken a Ted Cruz vs Bernie election anytime.

 

[BlakeConor14]

Blarney

 

[Flaky Pudding]

My mom has been working as a 911 dispatcher for 8 years now and she showed me a pretty funny picture she had saved to a "Dispatching humor" folder on her computer today. It said,
"Hanging out with fellow dispatchers allows you to develop two things:A potty mouth and a dark sense of humor,".

Which is honestly pretty true now that I think about it. My mom used to hate whenever someone swore, now she freely uses word like *donkey*, *female dog*, *the bad place from The Bible*, and even *term for fecal matter that starts with an S* without thinking twice. She also used to get offended whenever somebody made a joke about sensitive topics like death, war, disease, etc. Now she watches Robot Chicken and Drawn Together with me and laughs at nearly every joke no matter what grim subject matter they are targeted towards. I guess she has a point with that picture lol.

 

[D'Snowth]

So I walk back into my room after finishing laundry, and the 80s Music Choice channel decides to Rickroll me as I walk in.

 

[LittleJerry92]

Well done, sir.

 

[Froggy Fool]

I honestly am dying right now...
http://www.cracked.com/video_20697_the-muppets-caused-911-crazy-but-convincing-theory.html
I mean, 9/11 isn't something to joke about, but this somehow made me laugh so hard because it's so ridiculous.

 

[LittleJerry92]

The fact that I managed to tick a guy off by taking a parking spot.

He tried chewing me out but I just ignored him as I sat in my car.