The "Thread Killers Organisation", or "TKO"

[G-MAN]

(Catches them in mid-air and begins eating them) Mmmmmmm, delicious.

 

[Beauregard]

Beauregard, you have no idea how much I needed the hysterical fit of laughter that immediately followed reading that.

Think that's bad, you should see the dancing girls.

No, wait.

Think that's bad, you should see me do it! *does*

 

[anythingmuppet]

Aah! My eyes are burning at the sight of Beau dancing! * eyes burst out in flames literally* OW!! aaargh...

 

[G-MAN]

Don't worry, I'll help you (splashes a bucket of water on top of him)

 

[anythingmuppet]

Ah. Thank you very much dude! * looks at Beau* Ungh! Must..put...out of misery!!! * shoots Beau* Sorry dude. Just dont ever do that again..

J.K. Beaumeister!!

 

[theprawncracker]

AH! You shot Beau! ...oh wait, no you didn't...ok nevermind...

 

[anythingmuppet]

Well, I did sort of..but then I didnt. It's very complex, you see.
And this thread is so offtopic, its ontopic. ( A Used Joke; I got it at a flea market in mint condition! Aahhhh! Wocka Wocka! )

 

[theprawncracker]

Muffin anyone...

 

[TogetherAgain]

Were you offering a muffin? Or saying something about muffinging anyone? I mean muffining anyone? Gosh and golly gee wiz, I've gotta stop making that typo... Anyway, if you're offering muffins, I'll take one. If you're talking about muffinging- gargh! Muffining someone, well, the only person I've ever been able to muffin is myself...

 

[theprawncracker]

*throws muffin at Lisa*