The Third Somewhat-Annual Muppet Central Award Ceremony!!

[theprawncracker]

Now forgetting about the slight interruptions we've had...I hope that everyone enjoyed the refreshments. So now, as an intro to the next half of the ceremony, welcome Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem presenting the award for Best MP3 Trader!

*The Mayhem crowd around the podium, each in a black and white outfit*

Floyd: Ever since the invention of the MP3, people have been trading Muppet songs!
Janice: Rully! Like, we all love to hear the Muppet music! And now that there are MP3's we can totally listen to them whenever we're at our computers!
Dr. Teeth: And whenever we think of spreading the groove of MP3's we think of the Muppet Central trading thread "Lots of MP3's Wanna Trade?"
Floyd: Yeah, where all of Muppet Central comes together to request and trade MP3's to their friends! So it's fitting that we, the band, present to you, the folks, the winner of the Best MP3 Trader!
Zoot: Wha'?
Dr. Teeth: Take a nap Zoot. It is time for us to open the envelope of justice and reveal the winner! *opens envelope* And the winner is...Ernie81981!
Animal: KYLE! KYLE!
Janice: And like, now here's Oscar the Grouch to sing a song for Kyle! Fer sure! Rully!

 

[Kimp the Shrimp]

Please don't report him he won't come back

whoops i am in the hospital i forgot



Nobody look behind the curtians

 

[Erine81981]

*gets up* *walks to the podeim* Thanks everyone for this lovely award. I would love to thank all the mp3 traders and for everyone that....

Oscar: *pops up* Hey there tall hair and gursome.

What are you doing here Oscar?

Oscar: Why not? I'm about to sing a song about a sandwich I love so much. *starts to sing*

Whoa! Hold on there. I'm giving a speach here.

Oscar: Annnnnd?

I would love to finish it.

Oscar: And what's that go to do with me?

Nothing. That's why I asked you why you were here?

Oscar: I'm here to sing one of my favorite songs. And lovely recipe too. *starts to sing* Everything in the sandwich starts with the letter B.
You begin with some brown bread and Boston-baked beans
Add boxes of bacon and bits of blue jeans
Boiled boots, billiard balls, black berries too
Butterscotch, broccoli, and buckets of glue

Place barbecued buttons on top of it all
A bunch of bananas and a basketball
A beef burger burned till it's black, oh boy!
A big blob of bubble gum, eat and enjoy! Heh Heh Heh

Now I'll just toss in this rotten old belt, and a bag of birdseed,
and this beat up, brown, battered and busted old balloon

Place barbecued buttons on top of it all
A bunch of bananas and a basketball
A beef burger burned till it's black, oh boy!
It's a big "B" sandwich, eat and enjoy!
Umm-Umm-Umm-Umm (chewing sounds)

(music stops)

Oscar: Uh-Oh! Needs more bubblegum

Yucky! *walks back stage with Oscar in his trashcan*

 

[Katzi428]

YAY! Congrats Kyle!

 

[Vic Romano]

*Comes in fixing tie
Am I late? My limo never made it outta' the shop, so I had t'borrow the EM bus again. Woah, best avatar? Thanks everyone! I never knew turning it upside down would be so popular! And congrats to all other winners!

Uh, so is VH1 here? Did we ever find the penguin canon? What's that, Prawnie? Oh, yeah... sorry, I'll take my seat!

 

[Erine81981]

YAY! Congrats Kyle!

*sees a camreaman* Hey everyone in the audience. *waving to the camrea* Hey Kathy! Hey Bryan! Hi everyone at home watching! I love my job! *jumps up and down*

Out in the audience......

Grover: Yeah for Kyle!

Maurice: *clapping really hard* Good going Kyle!

Cookie M: *throwing cookies* Cowabunga!

Herry: Alright!

 

[Erine81981]

*Comes in fixing tie
Am I late? My limo never made it outta' the shop, so I had t'borrow the EM bus again. Woah, best avatar? Thanks everyone! I never knew turning it upside down would be so popular! And congrats to all other winners!

Uh, so is VH1 here? Did we ever find the penguin canon? What's that, Prawnie? Oh, yeah... sorry, I'll take my seat!

Herry: Sit down Vic. *pulls Vic down in a seat* Shhhhh....

 

[Kimp the Shrimp]

Congrats Ernie 81981


sorry about me freind bothering you ( evil)

 

[theprawncracker]

Yes...Do sit down Vic, we have to continue. You think that just because you made all of the awards your so special? *wink* You know I'm joking Vic!

Statler: We're not!
Waldorf: We want him AND you to sit down!
Both: Do ho ho ho!

Ugh, will you guys pipe down? I'm trying to introduce the next presenters!

Statler: You fool! We ARE the next presenters!

Well who hired you two?

Waldorf: No one hired us! We've been dragged here against are will!
Statler: We haven't left these seats since 1976!

Oh...Okay then, continue.

Waldorf: The award for "Best Thread" usually goes to the person best dressed on a forum!
Statler: You old coot! They're not talking about clothes threads! They're talking about forum threads!
Waldorf: Well what kind of clothes do forums wear?
Statler: Well whatever kind it is, it has to be better than yours! Do ho ho ho!
Waldorf: I'll get you for that later. The award for Best Thread goes to "Boy is This Forum Dead Today..."
Statler: Well it's a Muppet forum! Of COURSE it's dead!
Both: Do ho ho ho!
Waldorf: Here to accept the award is the starter of the thread, D'Snowth!
Statler: Were the other letters of the alphabet not good enough?

 

[Ziffel]

Heh heh, the pause following this last post is a tribute to that highly popular and successful thread, "Boy is this forum dead today or what?!"

Congratulations on that award winning thread, D'Snowth.