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The Third Somewhat-Annual Muppet Central Award Ceremony!!

Beauregard

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Bo: Whooo! Congratulations Count!
Bobo: Count?
Beau: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6....
Bo: Can someone get me earplugs?
Bean: Here. *hands Bo an Mp3 player with music up at full volume*
Bo: ARRRYIE!!!!
Beau: ...7, 8, 9, 10...
Bo: Bean you son of a biscuit!
Bean: Accident...
Beau: ...11, 2, 3, 4, 5...
 
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Very nice presentation Rowlf. Now, onto the award that was inspired by a spunky red head Fraggle. So it's obvious that we'd have her present the award is it not? ...It's not? You say she DIDN'T inspire the award? *shrug* Oh well, here's Red Fraggle!

*Red walks on stage in her trademark red sweatshirt*

Red: Hello everyone! Aren't we all having the best time here? I know I am! And ya know what's even MORE fun? I get to present an award for someone who plays as many games as I do! Whoopie! And now, the award for "Mr. Monopoly" or the best gamer, goes to, KIMP THE SHRIMP!! HOORAY!
 
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Bo: And he deserves it! After all his campaining!
Beau: Complaining?
Bo: No, campaining. It means...sneakily handing out lollipops and kissing babies.
Bean: Why?
Bo: Because lollipops are nice.
Bean: Why kissing?
Bobo: I'm going to get a snack...
Bo: *sigh* Congratulations Kimp! You deserved it!
Bobo: Oh, he served a snack?
Bean: Deserved a smack? Huh?
Beau: Who did?
Bo: No one deserved or served a smackering on a snackaroo!
Beau: Who?
Bo: *sigh*
 
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Statler: Kimp the Shrimp? Wasn't he the one who campaigned all over the forum?
Waldorf: He was, but at least he wasn't campaigning all over us! I already have TWO plastic hips!
Both: Do ho ho ho!
 
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Bo: Have you seen my chair? it was right here?
Beau: Your choir?
Bobo: Just because they look the same written down doesn't mean they sound the same...
Bean: What was the point in this post?
Bo: There was none...has anyone seen my chair?
Beau: Your charwoman?
Bean: He has a charwoman?
Bo: ...
 
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congrats all so far KIMP IS OUT OF JAIL

but with the trash taking here i may be going back
 
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