The RHLC!

[Beauregard]

Our lawyers are two malfunctioning pigs and a sandwich that can't repeat what's being suggested to it...do you really think that will help our case?

 

[christyb]

*on cell phone*

Okay bye. *hangs up* Beau what is it? I just got a call from our lawyer Ru Ben.

 

[Beauregard]

Oh hi, Chris, I think the bagels are trying a law suit again...and I've told them time and time again that a plain jacket and skirt works better on them than any amount of law suits.

 

[christyb]

Again? I they promised me that they'd stop this nonsence after the great jelly incident of 1983.

 

[Beauregard]

Oh! I think I hear my beeper, I'll leave this with you then Chris. Bye. *zips away*

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Are you worried about bagels threatening your well-being and security? I'd recommend changing the locks (lox).

 

[CensoredAlso]

Are you worried about bagels threatening your well-being and security? I'd recommend changing the locks (lox).

Ugggh... lol

 

[ReneeLouvier]

Are you worried about bagels threatening your well-being and security? I'd recommend changing the locks (lox).

Good Fozzie type joke!

 

[christyb]

Oh! I think I hear my beeper, I'll leave this with you then Chris. Bye. *zips away*

He always does this. Creates a mess then leaves me to clean it up...and he's the janitor!

Are you worried about bagels threatening your well-being and security? I'd recommend changing the locks (lox).

Oh drat, I knew there was something I forgot to have the babysitter do! Now what's this I hear about a lawsuit and Steve in a tutu? I thought we had a Santa outfit ordered for the statue out front.

 

[Beauregard]

*returns in a janitor suit*

Did someone call for a mop and it's owner?