The RHLC!

[The Count]

Rully Erin? Cause it's been raining constantly down here in my neck of the woods. April showers that bring the flowers that bloom in May I guess.
And on that note... To all the RHLC members... Please take this time to vote for Miss Piggy in the 2007 Muppet Presidential elections. She may have ultimately been known as one of Frank Oz's premiere Muppet characters, but she just like Mildred Huxtetter started out as one of Richard's. So I'd hope to get all of you RHLC-ers to support your main man's candidate... Vote for Miss Piggy! Besides, it'd rully help Scooter sas he's managing her campaign and getting lots of flak from the Honeydew camp at every turn.

 

[CensoredAlso]

Ohhh I see, well I adore Miss Piggy as a character. And seeing as how Beaker just bowed out of the race for whatever reason, I might be persuaded to vote for Piggy. But there would have to be a good reason to NOT vote for Grover. Hmm...

 

[The Count]

Wha? Isn't the pride of having one of Richard's characters enough to vote for her? To have her, and thus by extension Richard be titled as "president" the closest he can get to in US politics to that monicker of his of King Richard?
In any case... We offer a free campaign poster to all who vote for Piggy...
Scooter: Just check the first round voting results thread for the pics.
And she promises two girls for every guy, all you have to do is wink your eye.
Scooter: Plus... When she looks good, you'll look good as she carries out her pledge to make the Muppety nation look good with superstar makeovers to ensure her nation's fit for her grandness.
Um... And all Grover's offering are hugs to all who vote for him. Sorry, but a mere hug doesn't amount to, well, let's just say that Piggy would have the forcefulness to carry through her presidential duties.
Scooter: Not to mention that a vote for Piggy's also a vote for Kermit to stay out of harm's way.
So please vote for the candidate we hope to make the first female president of the Muppet nation.

 

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Well I am a rully big Richard fan, but you have to like, broaden your mind occasionally.

Em, the two girls for every guy thing isn't thrilling me. (Yes I know it's a song lyric). Though the superstar makeover thing sounds interesting.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Okay, vote cast. (sigh) All this political stuff leaves me feeling lost.

R: Have you tried Hare Krishna?

Good grief, it's a running gag.

(whispers something into Richard's ear)...only because she strong-armed Scooter into working for her. It'll reduce his chances of getting clobbered.
R: Good point.

 

[The Count]

Scooter: Well... That's why we put it in there, to appeal to both demographics. If the makeover's what you're leaning towards, let me assure that it'll be at the Hensonville Sparkling Crystals Spa, run by either one of those Fraggles or Merggles, I forget which one at the moment. They'll take care of everything essential for a proper makeover there, then send you off to the Hair Stylin' Salon where Vicki checks that your hair and nails are glossy, and finally a turn at the Pigs in a Blanket tanning salon where Spamela happens to work making sure that everybody gets their proper tan.
Remember... All this can be yours... If the vote is um, for Miss Piggy!
*Scooter waves arms like his frog-in-chief.

 

[The Count]

Yeah well... He's a great gofer, helpful in organizing schedules and when to get things done. He's rully grown up backstage at the theater, I think his dad (Muppet Kids Books) or Richard would be proud.

Oh hi Erin, hope to hear from you regarding those cases I sent earlier today. But I know that like every college student you're swamped fright now. Just don't let Orville and Norville Frogs steer you into the wrong pool. *Reference to Getting Swamped from the fanfic library.

 

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Heh, well it's nice the campaign's appealing to both demographics. But on the other hand, I don't want you to think all girls like to do is have makeovers. Everyone knows Piggy's not so prissy in real life.

Still thinking...

 

[The Count]

That's OK heralde. Thinkk the gofer was just trying to have something that would indeed appeal to both groups, and then explain further as they wanted to know about where Miss Piggy stands on the issues, and what her feelings are on them too.
*Small joke.

Take your time... It's OK. *Hands out buttons reading Vote for Piggy.

 

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Yup, lol, that's Scooter, always trying to please everybody!

Does the voting have a limit time? I'll probably do it as a secret ballot, that way everyone's happy. Lol