The RHLC!

[Ilikemuppets]

I'm already confused dear.

That's so cool that you saw the meteor shower Muppet Newsgirl!

 

[Beauregard]

*meanwhile...far underground...Beauregard is digging*

There's a new sound,
the newest sound around,
the strangest sound that you have ever heard,
not like a wild bore or a jungle lion's roar,
it isn't like the cry of RHLC members being attacked by Bean or more,
becuase this new sound,
this newest sound around
is the sound that made by MOI!!!

*realises that this song was sung by Scooter and stops quickly*

*keeps digging a tunnel to below RHLC*

 

[Muppet Matt]

Uh... Beau, what are you doing?

 

[MeepBorkMeep]

He's trying to be sneaky, and build a tunnel into our club to attack. Unfortunately his singing has warned us, so we've surrounded the club with steel. Good luck trying to shovel through that. Muahahahackackack (cough).

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(chuckles) My, my, he certainly is persistent, gotta give him credit for that.

(goes down into basement and starts gently tapping on certain parts of the steel floor with a hammer, to test for weak spots, while humming the theme from 'The Great Escape')

Sounds pretty solid to me. And in case he does try to get through, I think we've got some titanium alloy in the supply closet. Barring that, we've got some dynamite and cement. And MBM, I think you oughta take a few cough drops; you can't do your evil-dictator laugh if you're coughing. (goes back upstairs, still humming, and sits down at an elaborate computer console with a radar/sonar screen; the image shows Beau worming through his tunnel, in a scene vaguely reminiscent of 'Alien.')

 

[Fragglemuppet]

Oy, just when I thaught we were going to have lasting peace, love and harmony here...
You know, I was just thinking how this rivalry between the clubs was unHensonish, and besides, I don't really want to fight against Wembly and... *realizes people are making preparations anyway*

 

[MeepBorkMeep]

I think the rivalry would be very Richardish and very Stevish however. Maybe not very Hensonish, I agree with you there, but I guess his Fan Club isn't fighting...all though they are technically fighting, because everyone here is techinically in a Henson Fan Club...I've confused myself into a puddle.

I've committed an act of betrayal and bought a Wembley plush at Target.. If you want to kick me out, I understand.

 

[Skye]

Aw, of course we can't kick you out... you're too cool for that. Besides, Wembley's so cute. I know that I can understand giving into that temptation... just don't let it happen again!

 

[Ilikemuppets]

No, we all forgive you MBM. We like you and want you to stay, so you can stay as long as you like, OK.

 

[CensoredAlso]

A little club rivalry is fun, though I don't want the characters to get caught up in it, I like Wembley too, hehe