The RHLC!

[Skye]

You know what's deeper? The fact that my commentary about Sara's ziffle-fixage being ziffled was just ziffled.

*Is cracking up laughing* Ok, that is one of the best sentences I've ever read.

I don't know, Kate. Wembley's so cute... but the enemy. I guess setting Junior on poor Wemb may be a bit unfair.

 

[MeepBorkMeep]

If TPC joins the fight, then MBM will too! Three character intials! War!...Actually, I'm gonna send in Elmo as a replacement. That's right. Pre-hangover creation of Elmo. FIGHT!

Elmo- *Fights*

 

[theprawncracker]

ELMO?! DEMON!! You have sent in my natural foe! *attacks the furry red monster, no not the user...The Muppet*

 

[Fragglemuppet]

Yeah rully! I was just going to say, before I was ziffled like 100 times, that I'm sure we will beat the pants off you! Okay, I admit we have one partial muppet, but you have three! And Rizzo, Bean, and Wembly! Hmph, don't make me laugh!

 

[ReneeLouvier]

*Is starting to get dizzy with all the postage. She and Richard settle in some lounge chairs high above the battle.*

Sara: Too much ziffleing...

Richard: Eh, they'll get all the fight out of themselves soon. Why aren't you fighting alongside of them?

Sara: Bum knee, and I'm the creator of this lovely club. I don't really have to fight. Plus, I don't particularly like fighting anyways.

 

[Skye]

Yeah, Sara... I was going to say earlier that you seem like more of a lover than a fighter. Besides, sitting up there with Richard does sound like MUCH more fun, too! I think I might join you.

 

[MeepBorkMeep]

Yeah, Sara doesn't have to fight. We have our beloved Muppets doing all the dirty work for us...wait...what are we doing!

I'd like to point out, by the way, that we reached 1100, and the post was made by our own foe, TPC. How bout them apples?

 

[Fragglemuppet]

Well, we all know Jim works in mysterious ways.
MBM, you called in DElmo? We're all gonna die...
Yeah Sarah, it was kind of dizzying, but for me it was a good kind of dizzy, a real adrenolin rush that I rarely feel here. Does that sound too weird?
Wow, no ziffles. I didn't like them while they were happening, but now I feel abandoned on the thread's behalf. Does that make sense?

 

[Skye]

*Walks back in and hears the echo*

Haha, it sure did get quiet in here quick! Hopefully Kate didn't feel too abandoned. The war must've temporarily wandered somewhere else. Fabulous. Now we can enjoy all the wonderful Richard-ness. One of my very favorite things to do.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(emerges from bomb shelter, wearing a gas mask)

Oh the humanity...eeeshh, who let those SWAEHB's in here? And what are all these stale bagels doing lying around here? Ah, no matter. If it's bagels we want, I can always make some...although I can make an excellent batch of scones too, if you like. Or a nice loaf of rye bread or some blueberry muffins?

If you want to set someone against Wembley, might I recommend the Wizard or the Mean Genie. And I think the club's acronym is just fine the way it is...for there is lots to love about its namesake, not just one part of him.