muppet maniac said:
*Fozzie being heckled by Peter at a comedy club, and then Fozzie goes on a rampage and attacks him
I was thinking they could do one where he bombs on stage and shouts the N word, ala Kramer. That seems like pushing the envelope, like most of their refferences. Kinda in poor taste, but I've got an eye for what they'd write (I really want to apply to write for that show, actually).
Here's another one... Peter eats sticks from a doozer stick building, and the Doozer says something like:
DOozer: What? What the h@#$ are you doing?
Peter: I'm hungry, and I just thought...
Doozer: I've been working on that for weeks now. So you thought you could just come up and eat it?
Peter: I thought that was the thing to do!
Doozer: Oh! You Thought! You thought! Yeah! Well, never mind that, Fat @^^! Now the strcutural integrity is shot. I'll have to start all over! Can't you stop feeding your d&&& face already?
Peter: HEY! That was uncalled for, you little... what are you anyway? Some kinda Gnome or something?
Doozer: I'll tell you what I am, ^$%^&#! I'm gonna kick your ^&%.
Peter: Jeez! Settle down.