Winslow Leach
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How about the one where Stewie is talking on a Sesame Street phone...
Stewie: Put me through to the Pentagon!
Ernie: Do you know what sound a cow makes?
Stewie: Don't toy with me, Ernie! I've already dispatched Mr. Hooper, I've got six armed men outside Big Bird's nest, and well, as for Linda, it's rather difficult for a deaf woman to hear an assassin approach now, isn't it?
Ernie: Can you count to three?
Stewie (pulls out ray-gun): Oh, indeed I can! One! Two! Three! Can I count to three for God's sake? I'm already shooting at a fifth grade level!
Stewie: Put me through to the Pentagon!
Ernie: Do you know what sound a cow makes?
Stewie: Don't toy with me, Ernie! I've already dispatched Mr. Hooper, I've got six armed men outside Big Bird's nest, and well, as for Linda, it's rather difficult for a deaf woman to hear an assassin approach now, isn't it?
Ernie: Can you count to three?
Stewie (pulls out ray-gun): Oh, indeed I can! One! Two! Three! Can I count to three for God's sake? I'm already shooting at a fifth grade level!