The New What Made You Frown Today Thread

[Flaky Pudding]

im pretty sure the nosleep reddit is meant to be fictional but posted on as though it was real to enhance the feeling of it

edit: yeah, I just looked at the rules, and that's what it is. you're supposed to act like everything is true. So...take what you see there with a grain of salt

Good! I feel better now that I know I wasn't making fun of some tragedy that actually happened. I was just paying homage to a good story like I thought I had been doing the whole time.

 

[LittleJerry92]

Must be a really cheap case then.

I mean, let's be honest. Phone cases are always cheap.

 

[D'Snowth]

Despite the newfound looseness of my clothes, apparently I've only dropped three measely pounds. What gives? I've been lower than this before, yet my clothes haven't been this loose in . . . ever.

 

[LittleJerry92]

You actually lost weight???

 

[D'Snowth]

Apparently just three pounds . . . I mean I've lost more than that before in the past, but like I said, this is the loosest my clothes have been in a loooong time, so I don't get it.

 

[LittleJerry92]

Okay, first.

So, I'm working in a cafe near my job and there's a mom with her kid who's probably like 1 or 2.

First, the kid pooped which made the cafe smell, but, whatever.... He/she is a little kid so what can ya do.

But, I may as well throw in the fact that this is another toddler with his/her own cell phone.

 

[fuzzygobo]

Okay, first.

So, I'm working in a cafe near my job and there's a mom with her kid who's probably like 1 or 2.

First, the kid pooped which made the cafe smell, but, whatever.... He/she is a little kid so what can ya do.

But, I may as well throw in the fact that this is another toddler with his/her own cell phone.

Maybe the kid can use the phone to wipe her butt.

Do you know what phone I had at that age? A Fisher-Price one.
But I agree, what business does a kid that age have with a phone? You can barely talk yet, and you got a phone?
Why not give the kid your car keys while you're at it?

 

[LittleJerry92]

Yup. Might as well give them alcohol too.

 

[Any Del]

Or *cough* weed *cough*.

 

[LittleJerry92]